She’s surprised that he wants to take a cab, but she goes along with it, sitting close to him in the backseat.
“Another gift? What have I done to deserve all this?” Opening the package, she ooohs at him. “Liquor filled chocolates are the best of both worlds. Want one?”
When she opens the box, Midge stares at the shapes of the chocolates inside. “Are those…?” Immediately, she starts cracking up. “Where did you get these?”
"Oh yes," he says very dramatically. He loves it when she gets sassy. "Your jokes are great too."
Jaskier casually shrugs when she asks if he wants one, leaving it vague on purpose in case she doesn't want to take the chocolates out in the cab. He grins in excitement when she does open the box, and laughs along, delighted by her reaction.
"There's a store that will make any shape you want for the occasion. Like pacifiers for a baby shower. I take it my lady likes them?" He winks. Obviously she does, but he likes it when she praises him. Sue him.
Jaskier smirks at her choice and reaches into the box to steal a pair of tits (that sure is a sentence). He gives them a lick before pushing them into his mouth.
"They're yours to do as you please." He leans in to whisper in her ear, "as am I."
A shiver runs down her spine and Midge turns her head to capture Jaskier’s mouth in a chocolatey, alcoholic kiss.
“I’ve been looking forward to this,” she murmurs to him. “I missed you.”
Not just the sex, but his company. The last time they met like this, it was wonderful. It ended on a sour note, but hopefully that won’t be the case this time.
Jaskier has always been shameless, but he doesn't expect Midge to be the one starting a kiss in the cab. Maybe he is corrupting her after all. His hand falls on her thigh as he kisses her back, humming in delight.
"I've missed you, too."
Before they can forget where they are and let things escalate, the cab makes it to their destination, and the driver is clearly relieved to get rid of them. Jaskier puts his arm around Midge's back as they make their way into the building, and as soon as the elevator doors close, his hand drops to squeeze her arse.
"Kissing me so needily on the back of the cab," he whispers against her ear. "My witty lady is in a daring mood tonight."
It’s just a little kiss. Midge isn’t trying to start anything in the cab, nor is she trying to make the driver uncomfortable, but maybe she got a bit carried away. At least they’re at the apartment now.
She gives a little yelp when Jaskier grabs her ass. “Just showing you how much I missed you, my sweet bard.” Reaching back, she gently cups his penis.
Jaskier gasps and quickly follows it with laughter. She's definitely very daring tonight, and he's loving it. He wraps his arms around her, bringing her close to kiss her again. He barely gets started when the elevator reaches their floor and the doors open.
"Unfair, I was having fun." He isn't coming out. "What if I push that big red button and fuck you here?"
She grins and laughs with him before turning around to kiss him as the elevator takes them up to the third floor.
“I don’t think my claustrophobia would like that very much,” Midge replies before taking his hand. “There’s much more room in the apartment. Remember how big the bed is?”
"But the bed is so far awaaaaaaaaay..." The whining tone is exaggerated and dramatic, making sure she knows he's teasing.
Jaskier follows her into the apartment, and as soon as she locks the door, he pushes her against it and captures her mouth in a kiss. It's rough, needy, desperate - his body has missed her curves, his heart has missed their shared spark, his mind wants to get lost in mindless fucking and stop thinking. He only breaks the kiss to drop his satchel on the floor and put down his lute on top of it - the only thing he does slowly and gently, because his instrument is sacred.
Then it's back to kissing her- not, devouring her. His tongue searches for hers and his hungry lips smear her lipstick all over both their mouths. Calloused hands fall on Midge's thighs to raise her, guiding her to wrap her legs around his waist. Now he can grind against her, his cock slowly waking up in his pants.
It’s always amusing to her how he treats his lute with such care. She doesn’t blame him, of course, but he could be in the middle of a hurricane and his lute will still get laid down gently, like a baby.
Midge doesn’t have too long to contemplate this because soon she’s up against the door with his hands in her hair and his mouth on hers. She kisses him hungrily, then wraps her legs around his waist, her skirt hiking up. No sexy lingerie seduction tonight. Both of them are starving for each other.
“Fuck,” she gasps in between kisses. “I’ve missed your cock, my sweet bard.” She can feel him growing hard against her.
"Good," he replies with a husky voice. "Because I'm going to fuck you so many times tonight, you'll still be feeling my cock in you while you're on stage."
While kissing her again, he carries her to the living room, dropping both their jackets along the way. Her hat has already fallen, which makes him feel very smug. Without much warning, he drops Midge on the couch and takes off her shoes before doing the same with his own. He takes off his belt and his vest, too, but he leaves his tie on for her to grab if she wishes.
Now that the annoying layers are off, Jaskier climbs between her legs to resume the kiss, the tent in his pants quite obvious. Once again, calloused hands wrap her legs around him so he can grind against her - is she already wet, he wonders. Will it leave a stain on his pants? He doesn't care - no, scratch that, he does care, but only by finding it terribly arousing. Once he's tasted every inch of her mouth, he drops a trail of kisses down her neck until he reaches her cleavage and just buries his face in it.
“Yeah?” She grins. “You want me to feel it and think about you while I’m up there?”
Midge does grab at his tie so that she can pull him in for another hungry kiss. A soft moan leaves her mouth at the sensation of grinding against his cock. She’s not drenched yet, but she’s getting there. While Jaskier concentrates on her breasts, Midge reaches down and adjusts herself so that she can get her panties off. Once they’re tossed on the floor, she digs both of her hands into Jaskier’s hair, tugging gently at it.
A glint appears in Jaskier's eyes as she gets her panties off, and he grins against her breasts.
"Always so eager for me. Madenning."
He nibbles on a tit before going down, disappearing under her skirt. She's not drenched yet, no, and it's his job to do so. There's no foreplay on her thighs, not this time - they need a good orgasm to burn this need off. Jaskier wraps her legs around his head and neck before diving in, taking her into his mouth with the same desperation he used to kiss her.
Midge lets out a moan when Jaskier presses his mouth against her cunt. She spreads her thighs eagerly and pulls up her dress so that she can watch him between her legs. Just seeing him down there makes the honey start to pool between her folds. Her fingers stay tangled in his hair, gently guiding his tongue where she wants it.
His reply is a simple hum of agreement. Of course he loves it.
Her moans are such beautiful music, and Jaskier is eager for more of them to caress his ears. He wraps his arms around her legs, fingers digging into her skin as his mouth closes around her clit. He sucks with the thirst of a man in the desert, letting his tongue flick it and lick it with gusto. The act itself is incredibly arousing for him, too, and his hips start to thrust into the couch.
Midge’s eyes flutter closed for a second as she enjoys the sensation of his mouth. Her hips rock gently against his face, wanting more. After going without for so long, it won’t take Jaskier long to make her come.
“Your tongue is so good…” She gasps and moans. “That’s it… get me dripping wet for you.”
When she starts rocking against his face, he knows she's ready. But he keeps pleasuring her just a bit longer, always eager to spoil a lover and tremendously addicted to the taste of her cunt. He doesn't pull back until his lower face is completely wet with her arousal and his underwear feels too fucking tight.
Jaskier sits on his heels and guides Midge's hands to the front of his pants. "Want to do the honors, darling?"
He brings her up and up until Midge is about to orgasm, then pulls back. She whimpers in need and quickly unbuttons Jaskier’s pants. He looks even hotter than usual with his face covered in her juices like that.
Pants open, Midge pushes them down along with his underwear. “I took the potion,” she tells him breathlessly. Are they safe without a condom? Technically, they’ve already fucked without a condom.
Jaskier’s hard cock springs up and Midge wraps her fingers around it, stroking him to further hardness.
Before he can say more, Midge wraps her lovely fingers around his throbbing cock, and Jaskier lets out a very needy moan. He holds on to the back of the couch and thrusts into her hand, desperate for more.
"Midge... I want you..."
Her movements slow down when he becomes fully hard, and he sees that as his sign to continue. Jaskier captures her mouth in a needy kiss as he lowers his body on top of hers. His hand guides his aching cock to her entrance and he penetrates her slowly, keeping an eye out for any discomfort - he may've eaten her out, but this is still round one and they didn't do much foreplay. He mumbles a whimpering fuck under his breath, driven crazy by how tight and wet she's around him. Without the condom or the bathtub, he's feeling her all, and gods, he should've asked Yennefer for that damn potion sooner.
Once he's sure she's fine, all bets are off. It's clear they're both desperate for each other and they need to get it out of their system. Jaskier makes her wrap her legs around him for easier access and starts thrusting into her hard, panting and moaning her name right into her ear. She's always felt amazing, but without a condom, it's even better.
Midge moans in satisfaction when he pushes his hard cock inside of her. She’s wet enough that there is no pain. Without the condom, she can really feel him and the sensation is incredible.
At his urging, her legs move easily up over his hips. Midge arches her back, doing her best to meet each of his thrusts. It’s intense, and desperate, and just what she needs. Her hands dig into his hair.
Her moaning his name is the sweetest music and it drives him crazy. His fingers dig into the skin of her thigh, needing to hold on as he picks up speed. Every moan of hers, every look, every drop of her arousal wetting his cock make his blood boil.
"Midge..." he moans back with his mouth still against her ear, his mouth clumsily trying to kiss the closest skin available. "Fuck, you're so good and wet for me. And raw. It's so fucking good. You're a dream, darling."
His free hand reaches between them, struggling to move off the skirt of her dress for a second before finally finding her clit to rub with the same desperation.
All Midge can really do in this position is hold on for dear life, but sometimes just being fucked into a mattress or couch is perfect. It’s all she needs right now, to feel his weight on top of her and his hard cock thrusting inside of her. Midge gives another loud moan when she feels his fingers in her clit.
“Fuck…” She trails off, lost in the pleasure that’s about to envelop her body.
It's a miracle he can form any kind of sentence right now, honestly. Jaskier continues to fuck Midge hard and fast, letting his brain get lost in the pleasure. There's no thinking anymore, just repeating Midge and fuck among moans over and over. The fabrics of their clothes add extra friction and feel fantastic on their sweating skin. He buries his face in her breasts, internally cursing himself for not having lowered her cleavage a little when he had the chance. It doesn't matter, the parts of her tits that are exposed are plenty for him to suck and nibble, hoping to leave a hickey.
Midge doesn’t have the brain right now to care if he’s leaving marks where other people might see them. He feels way too fucking good for her to ask him to stop. His cock, his hands and his mouth all work in tandem to bring her pleasure to its peak.
With her moans echoing off of the walls, Midge comes beneath him, her body trembling in ecstasy. A wave of satisfaction flows through her, a longing finally fulfilled after what felt like forever.
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She’s surprised that he wants to take a cab, but she goes along with it, sitting close to him in the backseat.
“Another gift? What have I done to deserve all this?” Opening the package, she ooohs at him. “Liquor filled chocolates are the best of both worlds. Want one?”
When she opens the box, Midge stares at the shapes of the chocolates inside. “Are those…?” Immediately, she starts cracking up. “Where did you get these?”
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Jaskier casually shrugs when she asks if he wants one, leaving it vague on purpose in case she doesn't want to take the chocolates out in the cab. He grins in excitement when she does open the box, and laughs along, delighted by her reaction.
"There's a store that will make any shape you want for the occasion. Like pacifiers for a baby shower. I take it my lady likes them?" He winks. Obviously she does, but he likes it when she praises him. Sue him.
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Or she’ll have to hide them in her bedroom when she gets home.
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"They're yours to do as you please." He leans in to whisper in her ear, "as am I."
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“I’ve been looking forward to this,” she murmurs to him. “I missed you.”
Not just the sex, but his company. The last time they met like this, it was wonderful. It ended on a sour note, but hopefully that won’t be the case this time.
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"I've missed you, too."
Before they can forget where they are and let things escalate, the cab makes it to their destination, and the driver is clearly relieved to get rid of them. Jaskier puts his arm around Midge's back as they make their way into the building, and as soon as the elevator doors close, his hand drops to squeeze her arse.
"Kissing me so needily on the back of the cab," he whispers against her ear. "My witty lady is in a daring mood tonight."
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She gives a little yelp when Jaskier grabs her ass. “Just showing you how much I missed you, my sweet bard.” Reaching back, she gently cups his penis.
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"Unfair, I was having fun." He isn't coming out. "What if I push that big red button and fuck you here?"
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“I don’t think my claustrophobia would like that very much,” Midge replies before taking his hand. “There’s much more room in the apartment. Remember how big the bed is?”
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Jaskier follows her into the apartment, and as soon as she locks the door, he pushes her against it and captures her mouth in a kiss. It's rough, needy, desperate - his body has missed her curves, his heart has missed their shared spark, his mind wants to get lost in mindless fucking and stop thinking. He only breaks the kiss to drop his satchel on the floor and put down his lute on top of it - the only thing he does slowly and gently, because his instrument is sacred.
Then it's back to kissing her- not, devouring her. His tongue searches for hers and his hungry lips smear her lipstick all over both their mouths. Calloused hands fall on Midge's thighs to raise her, guiding her to wrap her legs around his waist. Now he can grind against her, his cock slowly waking up in his pants.
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Midge doesn’t have too long to contemplate this because soon she’s up against the door with his hands in her hair and his mouth on hers. She kisses him hungrily, then wraps her legs around his waist, her skirt hiking up. No sexy lingerie seduction tonight. Both of them are starving for each other.
“Fuck,” she gasps in between kisses. “I’ve missed your cock, my sweet bard.” She can feel him growing hard against her.
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While kissing her again, he carries her to the living room, dropping both their jackets along the way. Her hat has already fallen, which makes him feel very smug. Without much warning, he drops Midge on the couch and takes off her shoes before doing the same with his own. He takes off his belt and his vest, too, but he leaves his tie on for her to grab if she wishes.
Now that the annoying layers are off, Jaskier climbs between her legs to resume the kiss, the tent in his pants quite obvious. Once again, calloused hands wrap her legs around him so he can grind against her - is she already wet, he wonders. Will it leave a stain on his pants? He doesn't care - no, scratch that, he does care, but only by finding it terribly arousing. Once he's tasted every inch of her mouth, he drops a trail of kisses down her neck until he reaches her cleavage and just buries his face in it.
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Midge does grab at his tie so that she can pull him in for another hungry kiss. A soft moan leaves her mouth at the sensation of grinding against his cock. She’s not drenched yet, but she’s getting there. While Jaskier concentrates on her breasts, Midge reaches down and adjusts herself so that she can get her panties off. Once they’re tossed on the floor, she digs both of her hands into Jaskier’s hair, tugging gently at it.
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"Always so eager for me. Madenning."
He nibbles on a tit before going down, disappearing under her skirt. She's not drenched yet, no, and it's his job to do so. There's no foreplay on her thighs, not this time - they need a good orgasm to burn this need off. Jaskier wraps her legs around his head and neck before diving in, taking her into his mouth with the same desperation he used to kiss her.
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Midge lets out a moan when Jaskier presses his mouth against her cunt. She spreads her thighs eagerly and pulls up her dress so that she can watch him between her legs. Just seeing him down there makes the honey start to pool between her folds. Her fingers stay tangled in his hair, gently guiding his tongue where she wants it.
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Her moans are such beautiful music, and Jaskier is eager for more of them to caress his ears. He wraps his arms around her legs, fingers digging into her skin as his mouth closes around her clit. He sucks with the thirst of a man in the desert, letting his tongue flick it and lick it with gusto. The act itself is incredibly arousing for him, too, and his hips start to thrust into the couch.
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Midge’s eyes flutter closed for a second as she enjoys the sensation of his mouth. Her hips rock gently against his face, wanting more. After going without for so long, it won’t take Jaskier long to make her come.
“Your tongue is so good…” She gasps and moans. “That’s it… get me dripping wet for you.”
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Jaskier sits on his heels and guides Midge's hands to the front of his pants. "Want to do the honors, darling?"
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Pants open, Midge pushes them down along with his underwear. “I took the potion,” she tells him breathlessly. Are they safe without a condom? Technically, they’ve already fucked without a condom.
Jaskier’s hard cock springs up and Midge wraps her fingers around it, stroking him to further hardness.
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Before he can say more, Midge wraps her lovely fingers around his throbbing cock, and Jaskier lets out a very needy moan. He holds on to the back of the couch and thrusts into her hand, desperate for more.
"Midge... I want you..."
Her movements slow down when he becomes fully hard, and he sees that as his sign to continue. Jaskier captures her mouth in a needy kiss as he lowers his body on top of hers. His hand guides his aching cock to her entrance and he penetrates her slowly, keeping an eye out for any discomfort - he may've eaten her out, but this is still round one and they didn't do much foreplay. He mumbles a whimpering fuck under his breath, driven crazy by how tight and wet she's around him. Without the condom or the bathtub, he's feeling her all, and gods, he should've asked Yennefer for that damn potion sooner.
Once he's sure she's fine, all bets are off. It's clear they're both desperate for each other and they need to get it out of their system. Jaskier makes her wrap her legs around him for easier access and starts thrusting into her hard, panting and moaning her name right into her ear. She's always felt amazing, but without a condom, it's even better.
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At his urging, her legs move easily up over his hips. Midge arches her back, doing her best to meet each of his thrusts. It’s intense, and desperate, and just what she needs. Her hands dig into his hair.
“Jaskier…”
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"Midge..." he moans back with his mouth still against her ear, his mouth clumsily trying to kiss the closest skin available. "Fuck, you're so good and wet for me. And raw. It's so fucking good. You're a dream, darling."
His free hand reaches between them, struggling to move off the skirt of her dress for a second before finally finding her clit to rub with the same desperation.
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All Midge can really do in this position is hold on for dear life, but sometimes just being fucked into a mattress or couch is perfect. It’s all she needs right now, to feel his weight on top of her and his hard cock thrusting inside of her. Midge gives another loud moan when she feels his fingers in her clit.
“Fuck…” She trails off, lost in the pleasure that’s about to envelop her body.
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It's a miracle he can form any kind of sentence right now, honestly. Jaskier continues to fuck Midge hard and fast, letting his brain get lost in the pleasure. There's no thinking anymore, just repeating Midge and fuck among moans over and over. The fabrics of their clothes add extra friction and feel fantastic on their sweating skin. He buries his face in her breasts, internally cursing himself for not having lowered her cleavage a little when he had the chance. It doesn't matter, the parts of her tits that are exposed are plenty for him to suck and nibble, hoping to leave a hickey.
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With her moans echoing off of the walls, Midge comes beneath him, her body trembling in ecstasy. A wave of satisfaction flows through her, a longing finally fulfilled after what felt like forever.
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If he gets upset about this joke please let me edit it lol
lmaoooo I love it
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Lol @ fucking on music
now he just has to convince her to fuck on a church organ
Fortunately that’s not sacrilege to her!
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I was watching the movie Glass and got a surprise Lenny lol
oh nice!
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