I truly appreciate your offer, but I'd rather do this one-on-one. She'll put up her well-mannered family face in front of you, and I want to see how she treats the people she hires. I must protect the band.
I'll let you know how it goes.
The next day, in the middle of the afternoon, Jaskier already has an update.
Did you know your cousin has a secret kink for elves, or is that a dark family secret?
I didn't go that far with my questions, but gods, did she have a lot for me. She was very excited (if you know what I mean) about having an otherwordler and elves in her wedding. Called us 'exotic'. Her face was as red as an apple, and the way she kept squirming, I thought her skirt was getting wet. It was a little uncomfortable at times, but I'll take it over bigotry.
Anyway, she paid a deposit. So you're looking at the proud owner of a typewriter now.
I'll double-check their dicks next time. But I need you to be on your best wit, my smart lady. Because she'll probably be boasting about getting an exotic band for her wedding - don't let her take the credit! You got the band for her!
Thanks. I've been looking at typing courses - they're only two months long. They also are full of women your age. Usually I'd find such a scenario very pleasant, but in the context of becoming a student again? Feels a bit weird.
I don't know what hippest is, but I trust you, so - yes! You saved your cousin's party! Make sure they know whom to thank! Don't let them take this from you!
Alas, there are not. What do you think? Would you feel weird if a middle-aged bloke joined your class?
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I'll let you know how it goes.
The next day, in the middle of the afternoon, Jaskier already has an update.
Did you know your cousin has a secret kink for elves, or is that a dark family secret?
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Anyway, she paid a deposit. So you're looking at the proud owner of a typewriter now.
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Congratulations!
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Thanks. I've been looking at typing courses - they're only two months long. They also are full of women your age. Usually I'd find such a scenario very pleasant, but in the context of becoming a student again? Feels a bit weird.
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Should I tell everyone at the wedding that I booked the hippest band?
They’re probably training to be secretaries. Not sure if there are any other class options.
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Alas, there are not. What do you think? Would you feel weird if a middle-aged bloke joined your class?