That is a very Geralt-like sound. “Yeah? Did the clothing seem familiar? From what I’ve seen of Jaskier’s outfits, it seemed spot on.” Ciri dresses more like a modern girl, probably because she’s young and more malleable when it comes to fashion taste. You reach a certain age where your style is your style and you don’t want to change it anymore.
“Quick!” Midge tells Ciri in a stage whisper and picks up her pace. “I think he’s spotted us!”
"I mean, yeah. But they're also like the paintings at home. The--" She frowns as she tries to remember the word. "--surreal? stuff. It was very strange."
Midge's prank makes Cirilla laugh and she picks up her pace, too. Jaskier doesn't take it well, he keeps complaining about it as he hurries up, too. Years of escaping from monsters and following Geralt mean he's in good shape when it comes to running, and soon he's catching up to them. Cirilla is a trained warrior and easily dodges him, so Jaskier decides to concentrate on Midge by wrapping his arms around her from behind.
There's a slight miscalculation, though: the museum floors are kinda slippery, he's not used to running on these fancy floor tiles. Which means he ends up falling and bringing Midge down with him. Oops?
Lots of portraits of nobles where she comes from. That tracks. “They’re thought-provoking, at least. Some people think that’s what art is supposed to be. Art means different things to different people.”
Midge giggles as Jaskier runs after them, trying not to be too loud in the quiet museum. Patrons are already starting to look at them. She can’t help but squeal when he grabs her, then cry out when they fall down.
“Stop!” She laughs. “You’re going to get us kicked out.”
Sure enough, a security guard is already approaching them.
Cirilla is laughing pretty hard, but Jaskier is pouting. "I'm getting us kicked out? You kidnapped my niece first!"
When they see the guard coming, Ciri rushes to help them up. Jaskier fixes his clothes and his hair before offering his most charming smile.
"Apologies, good sir, just a little accident. I promise you we shall be on our best behaviour." Noticing other patrons staring, Jaskier apologizes and bows for them too - although he throws a little wink as well, causing some women to blush and/or giggle.
“Romeo.” Midge then realizes that he doesn’t understand the reference. “It’s the romantic hero in one of Shakespeare’s plays. Usually a nickname for flirtatious men who attract a lot of attention.”
Cirilla laughs at the description, but Jaskier just gasps.
"Oh! I keep hearing about Shakespeare. I read Hamlet; it was pretty good." He tilts his head at Midge. "What book is Romeo from? He sounds like a fine fellow; I shall make it my next read."
He'll be kinda disappointed that it's actually incredibly tragic.
"Ah, if he's in the title, it'll be easy to remember. Thank you, dear." He thinks he can handle tragedies, and it's not completely untrue. But his brain has totally made a false idea of what it'll be like because of Midge's definition of a Romeo.
Jaskier opens his mouth and is about to complain about skipping the reading, but Ciri stops him just in time. "I am doing my reading! We've read 'A Tale of Two Cities' and 'Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland'. That one was weird. Kind of like the surreal paintings, but in words."
To be fair, she's been doing her reading. Literature is good. History and Geography, though? Ciri hopes Midge won't ask about those.
At the question, Jaskier checks the map. "We've done all the exhibitions, have we not? I believe we can leave, yeah." However, he freezes when he sees something else on the map. "A gift shop? It's right by the exit."
When they get there, Jaskier gasps and gets excited, almost putting his nose against the display.
"They're mini versions of the paintings!" Meaning the prints. He points at a bunch of them and continues to look around while the clerk puts the prints in an envelope, quickly falling in love with everything because it's art-themed.
After picking two notebooks with beautiful covers, Jaskier finds the ties and laughs as he grabs the Starry Night one. "It turns out that all this time, I should've been looking for good fashion here." He turns to Midge and Ciri. "Do my favorite ladies want anything? My treat."
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“Quick!” Midge tells Ciri in a stage whisper and picks up her pace. “I think he’s spotted us!”
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Midge's prank makes Cirilla laugh and she picks up her pace, too. Jaskier doesn't take it well, he keeps complaining about it as he hurries up, too. Years of escaping from monsters and following Geralt mean he's in good shape when it comes to running, and soon he's catching up to them. Cirilla is a trained warrior and easily dodges him, so Jaskier decides to concentrate on Midge by wrapping his arms around her from behind.
There's a slight miscalculation, though: the museum floors are kinda slippery, he's not used to running on these fancy floor tiles. Which means he ends up falling and bringing Midge down with him. Oops?
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Midge giggles as Jaskier runs after them, trying not to be too loud in the quiet museum. Patrons are already starting to look at them. She can’t help but squeal when he grabs her, then cry out when they fall down.
“Stop!” She laughs. “You’re going to get us kicked out.”
Sure enough, a security guard is already approaching them.
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When they see the guard coming, Ciri rushes to help them up. Jaskier fixes his clothes and his hair before offering his most charming smile.
"Apologies, good sir, just a little accident. I promise you we shall be on our best behaviour." Noticing other patrons staring, Jaskier apologizes and bows for them too - although he throws a little wink as well, causing some women to blush and/or giggle.
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Midge gives the guard her most dazzling smile and the man grumbles and tells them to knock it off before leaving.
Jaskier can’t go anywhere without turning on the charm, can he? “Let’s go, Romeo,” Midge says, putting her hand on his arm.
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He turns to Ciri with a questioning look, but she shakes her head. She didn't get it either.
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Sound familiar?
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"Oh! I keep hearing about Shakespeare. I read Hamlet; it was pretty good." He tilts his head at Midge. "What book is Romeo from? He sounds like a fine fellow; I shall make it my next read."
He'll be kinda disappointed that it's actually incredibly tragic.
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“I’m surprised you’re not reading Shakespeare in school,” Midge says to Ciri, “unless you’re not doing the readings, which, fair enough.”
Midge only read the assigned books that sounded interesting to her.
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Jaskier opens his mouth and is about to complain about skipping the reading, but Ciri stops him just in time. "I am doing my reading! We've read 'A Tale of Two Cities' and 'Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland'. That one was weird. Kind of like the surreal paintings, but in words."
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Midge smiles at Ciri, wondering if she’s just trying to be good so that she doesn’t get scolded. She can always tell Midge the truth later.
“Is there anything else that we want to see here or are you two hungry?”
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At the question, Jaskier checks the map. "We've done all the exhibitions, have we not? I believe we can leave, yeah." However, he freezes when he sees something else on the map. "A gift shop? It's right by the exit."
When they get there, Jaskier gasps and gets excited, almost putting his nose against the display.
"They're mini versions of the paintings!" Meaning the prints. He points at a bunch of them and continues to look around while the clerk puts the prints in an envelope, quickly falling in love with everything because it's art-themed.
After picking two notebooks with beautiful covers, Jaskier finds the ties and laughs as he grabs the Starry Night one. "It turns out that all this time, I should've been looking for good fashion here." He turns to Midge and Ciri. "Do my favorite ladies want anything? My treat."
Ciri chooses a scarf and the cardinal brooch.