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Miriam "Midge" Maisel ([personal profile] doesntsing) wrote2027-11-05 11:15 am
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
He knows women would love something like this, that's why they've chosen it as one of their main products to market. But he doesn't have time to express that thought - Midge says she may use them all herself, and Jaskier's breath catches. Is it a joke or...?

"I won't miss it for the world."

Marketing portals would be impossible even if they wanted to, but Midge is already gone so Yennefer saves the explanation for when they finally go out on their girls' date.

Jaskier knows he has to give her time, and dealing with family (especially hers!) can't be easy. But he's worried about the consequences of this little escapade. He doesn't regret it, but he'll still feel bad if shit goes down.

Only an hour and a half passes before he texts her. How did it go?
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
The potions are indeed different! The label explains that one sip a week is enough. Isn't magic great?

The reply takes a little longer to arrive - Jaskie is in shock. She told them she went to his place? Holy crap. He thought she would tell them she went for a walk to clear her mind or to a bar. It's touching to see her be open about their friendship, and his little crush giggles like a schoolgirl. The rational part of him, however, knows that a woman sneaking into a man's room in the middle of the night is going to bring assumptions. He wonders what her parents think of him now, which makes him more wary about the wedding.

I'd make a joke about them ruining my future kidnapping plans, but honestly - I'm just relieved to hear it went well. I'm not about to regret anything (except the lack of note), but no matter how much they may irritate me, I wouldn't want to get between you and your parents either. I can see how much they mean to you. Are you feeling well? They didn't leave you too shaken, did they?
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-26 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
...they want to meet him. Fuck. There's no way that fucking wedding can go well, but he's not about to bring that up when she just went through that awful night.

Boundaries are great - I'm proud of you, my dear lady. I'll see you on Wednesday, then?

Not his smoothest exit from a conversation, but the subject is getting on his nerves. This is going down a dangerous path, and yet he can't bring himself to pull out. He rants to Geralt about it, and his friend says that Jaskier knows what the right thing to do is.

He's weak, though. He just can't. Things haven't blown up yet; is it so bad to hold on to hope? They text a few more times during the week, because chatting with her is always delightful, but the subject of the wedding doesn't come up. The elephant in the room is clear, though.

On Wednesday, Jaskier shows up at the club wearing a dark green suit that he's purchased himself, in honor of how much she liked Yennefer's dress. He's brought his lute and his satchel as usual, but no flowers - he doesn't want to give her parents another excuse to talk. This time, the gift is smaller (hideable!) and waiting in his bag.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-26 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Takes one to know one," he replies as his eyes admire her body from head to toes.

Midge looks gorgeous in that dress, and Jaskier can already feel his own body reacting to her. It's a bit surprising, to be honest. He's always been a horny bastard, but this is strong - and it's not like he hasn't slept with anyone since he recovered, because he has. A week without orgasms had to be taken here of. And yet, here he is, hungry for their spark.

"We're so getting out of here," he replies as he licks his lip. "But first..."

He grabs her wrist and pulls to make her sit on his lap. Then he hands his camera to a waiter for a picture, making sure to tip her well. Once the photo is bright and clear in his hand, he grins at Midge.

"Now yes. Shall we?"
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-26 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, I didn't think of it," he explains as he uses the excuse of their linked arms to keep her close. He can already feel the warmth of her body. "I was too distracted by your jokes. And by how amazing your tits look in that dress."

As soon as they step out, Jaskier stops a cab. He loves walking and chatting with her, but tonight he's desperate to just lose himself in their fucking and stop thinking so much about where this relationship is going.

He makes sure their legs are brushing when they sit, and he uses the chance to take out his gift for her. "I know flowers are the traditional gift after a performance, but I wanted to do something different." The real reason is that he doesn't want another gift that her parents will notice, but details. He hands her a small box of chocolates and the label says they're filled with liquor.

Most importantly, when Midge opens the box, she'll discover that the chocolates are shaped as boobs, dicks, and tits.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-26 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yes," he says very dramatically. He loves it when she gets sassy. "Your jokes are great too."

Jaskier casually shrugs when she asks if he wants one, leaving it vague on purpose in case she doesn't want to take the chocolates out in the cab. He grins in excitement when she does open the box, and laughs along, delighted by her reaction.

"There's a store that will make any shape you want for the occasion. Like pacifiers for a baby shower. I take it my lady likes them?" He winks. Obviously she does, but he likes it when she praises him. Sue him.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-27 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Jaskier smirks at her choice and reaches into the box to steal a pair of tits (that sure is a sentence). He gives them a lick before pushing them into his mouth.

"They're yours to do as you please." He leans in to whisper in her ear, "as am I."
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-27 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Jaskier has always been shameless, but he doesn't expect Midge to be the one starting a kiss in the cab. Maybe he is corrupting her after all. His hand falls on her thigh as he kisses her back, humming in delight.

"I've missed you, too."

Before they can forget where they are and let things escalate, the cab makes it to their destination, and the driver is clearly relieved to get rid of them. Jaskier puts his arm around Midge's back as they make their way into the building, and as soon as the elevator doors close, his hand drops to squeeze her arse.

"Kissing me so needily on the back of the cab," he whispers against her ear. "My witty lady is in a daring mood tonight."
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Jaskier gasps and quickly follows it with laughter. She's definitely very daring tonight, and he's loving it. He wraps his arms around her, bringing her close to kiss her again. He barely gets started when the elevator reaches their floor and the doors open.

"Unfair, I was having fun." He isn't coming out. "What if I push that big red button and fuck you here?"
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-27 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
"But the bed is so far awaaaaaaaaay..." The whining tone is exaggerated and dramatic, making sure she knows he's teasing.

Jaskier follows her into the apartment, and as soon as she locks the door, he pushes her against it and captures her mouth in a kiss. It's rough, needy, desperate - his body has missed her curves, his heart has missed their shared spark, his mind wants to get lost in mindless fucking and stop thinking. He only breaks the kiss to drop his satchel on the floor and put down his lute on top of it - the only thing he does slowly and gently, because his instrument is sacred.

Then it's back to kissing her- not, devouring her. His tongue searches for hers and his hungry lips smear her lipstick all over both their mouths. Calloused hands fall on Midge's thighs to raise her, guiding her to wrap her legs around his waist. Now he can grind against her, his cock slowly waking up in his pants.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-27 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Good," he replies with a husky voice. "Because I'm going to fuck you so many times tonight, you'll still be feeling my cock in you while you're on stage."

While kissing her again, he carries her to the living room, dropping both their jackets along the way. Her hat has already fallen, which makes him feel very smug. Without much warning, he drops Midge on the couch and takes off her shoes before doing the same with his own. He takes off his belt and his vest, too, but he leaves his tie on for her to grab if she wishes.

Now that the annoying layers are off, Jaskier climbs between her legs to resume the kiss, the tent in his pants quite obvious. Once again, calloused hands wrap her legs around him so he can grind against her - is she already wet, he wonders. Will it leave a stain on his pants? He doesn't care - no, scratch that, he does care, but only by finding it terribly arousing. Once he's tasted every inch of her mouth, he drops a trail of kisses down her neck until he reaches her cleavage and just buries his face in it.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-08-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
A glint appears in Jaskier's eyes as she gets her panties off, and he grins against her breasts.

"Always so eager for me. Madenning."

He nibbles on a tit before going down, disappearing under her skirt. She's not drenched yet, no, and it's his job to do so. There's no foreplay on her thighs, not this time - they need a good orgasm to burn this need off. Jaskier wraps her legs around his head and neck before diving in, taking her into his mouth with the same desperation he used to kiss her.

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