Something that will kill my boner? But I am trying to forget my argument with your father!
This Friday at Elftown. Starts at 6pm, but I'll be there very early since I'll be rehearsing with the band for the wedding. So you can come by whenever you like. Perdita will be at the door, you can drop Susie's business card or yours there.
Oh, before I forget - don't make jokes about Perdita's beard? Or at least, ask first. Dwarves are sensitive about their beards and this world hasn't been kind in that regard.
I was trying to make a joke about your father being the perfect boner killer. I almost used Joel, but as annoyed as I may be by his attitude, I also can't deny he's cute.
Right now? Midge, I'm quite sure women with beards have never in style around here.
If it made you happy, then it was worth it. And I got to try your brisket, which was indeed amazing.
Wasn’t aware that Perdita was a woman. Yes, women with beards aren’t considered sideshows in circuses.
It did make me happy, though I could tell that you were holding back. I’m glad you liked the brisket though. I’d be happy to come over and make it for your family.
Yes, Perdita is a delightful dwarven woman. All dwarves have beards regardless of gender.
I was being a fucking saint until it all went to shit. I believe I get points for trying. Yes, of course! I'll let you know as soon as I find a day that Yennefer isn't too tired - putting the spell on your suitcase will take some energy.
Jaskier's week is incredibly busy again, but honestly, he loves it. Well, the dealing with the clients part not so much. But the classes, the composing, the rehearsing? Ah, it feels good to be creatively active. And with Midge keeping up with their silly chats throughout the day, Jaskier stays in a great mood.
When Midge shows up at Elftown on Friday, she'll find Perdita sweeping the reception and setting up a lectern. As Jaskier mentioned, she has a very long beard, but it is nicely braided and has cute beads on it that match her lovely dress.
"Oh, hello," she says when she sees Midge. Her smile is friendly, but she sounds confused. "Are you here for the art jam?" She has trouble believing that - Midge looks like a lady, not like the hippies and alternative artists that usually attend these things. "It starts in a couple of hours."
Midge is busy too, keeping up with her kids and working on some new jokes. She always loves getting texts from Jaskier, as they brighten her day.
Even though she’s been to Elftown before, Midge feels a bit awkward coming a few hours before the event, though she’s nosy and wants to hear Jaskier practice with the band for the wedding. She smiles somewhat awkwardly at the dwarf.
“I am. You must be Perdita. I’m Midge, a friend of Jaskier’s.”
The braid and the beads look cute in her beard, but Midge can only imagine the type of reactions she gets on the street.
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This Friday at Elftown. Starts at 6pm, but I'll be there very early since I'll be rehearsing with the band for the wedding. So you can come by whenever you like. Perdita will be at the door, you can drop Susie's business card or yours there.
Oh, before I forget - don't make jokes about Perdita's beard? Or at least, ask first. Dwarves are sensitive about their beards and this world hasn't been kind in that regard.
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Beards aren’t really in style right now, unless you’re very old. Or a rabbi. Don’t worry, I won’t say anything.
Even if last night wasn’t ideal, I’m still glad that you came.
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Right now? Midge, I'm quite sure women with beards have never in style around here.
If it made you happy, then it was worth it. And I got to try your brisket, which was indeed amazing.
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Wasn’t aware that Perdita was a woman. Yes, women with beards aren’t considered sideshows in circuses.
It did make me happy, though I could tell that you were holding back. I’m glad you liked the brisket though. I’d be happy to come over and make it for your family.
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Yes, Perdita is a delightful dwarven woman. All dwarves have beards regardless of gender.
I was being a fucking saint until it all went to shit. I believe I get points for trying. Yes, of course! I'll let you know as soon as I find a day that Yennefer isn't too tired - putting the spell on your suitcase will take some energy.
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Like most people here, they won’t be as progressive as you are, but they aren’t bad people. Papa thought you were a great musician.
Anyway, it doesn’t matter as long as everyone can try to get along for the wedding.
Sure. Just let me know.
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When Midge shows up at Elftown on Friday, she'll find Perdita sweeping the reception and setting up a lectern. As Jaskier mentioned, she has a very long beard, but it is nicely braided and has cute beads on it that match her lovely dress.
"Oh, hello," she says when she sees Midge. Her smile is friendly, but she sounds confused. "Are you here for the art jam?" She has trouble believing that - Midge looks like a lady, not like the hippies and alternative artists that usually attend these things. "It starts in a couple of hours."
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Even though she’s been to Elftown before, Midge feels a bit awkward coming a few hours before the event, though she’s nosy and wants to hear Jaskier practice with the band for the wedding. She smiles somewhat awkwardly at the dwarf.
“I am. You must be Perdita. I’m Midge, a friend of Jaskier’s.”
The braid and the beads look cute in her beard, but Midge can only imagine the type of reactions she gets on the street.