Another offended gasp when she says that they're for kids. "It's about celebrating your life! Your mere existence! Another year being alive! Another year with loved ones and many more to come!"
Of course, when he gets old enough, he'll hate the idea too. But for now, he'll stick to these ideals.
He nods at her question. "I never fucked a man at home - I waited until I left for the university. Father found me kissing a stableboy anyway. It wasn't pretty." He sighs as his face falls, the memory sour. "My first time with a woman was sweet - clumsy as hell, just two teenagers trying their best. Not the greatest orgasm, but memorable for being the first. My first time with a bloke--" He runs his hand down his face. "Total disaster."
It seems as though she’s struck a nerve with the birthdays. “Clearly, we’re not doing adult birthday parties correctly here,” Midge says. “Parties for adults just never seem as fun as they did when I was a kid.”
Hearing Jaskier talk about his first time brings back memories of Midge’s own with Joel. “What happened, if you don’t mind me asking?”
That... is actually pretty fair, Jaskier has to admit. "I understand what you mean; I've seen it. That's people losing their whimsical side after a certain age, thinking that the minute you turn thirty, you must stay at home and have dinner with the kids. Being an adult doesn't mean you must succumb to boredom and mediocrity."
That's quite a question. Jaskier buries his nose in her hair, taking a moment to enjoy her perfume before answering. "I was desperate to learn more about this other side. The secrecy was killing me. So when an older student came to me, I was more than willing. We sneaked into an empty classroom and--" A pause. "Barely any kissing. He kept grinding against my thigh and pinching my arse. As soon as he saw I was a bit hard, he bent me over a desk and just-- put it in. No warning, no preparation. I had no idea how men were supposed to do it, so I was going with the flow. It was very painful; I wasn't exactly enjoying myself. He came first and then gave me a very lousy handjob out of obligation. He left after reminding me to keep the secret. Left me there with his cum dripping from my arse."
Jaskier brings Midge closer, hugging her too tightly while burying his face in her neck.
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Of course, when he gets old enough, he'll hate the idea too. But for now, he'll stick to these ideals.
He nods at her question. "I never fucked a man at home - I waited until I left for the university. Father found me kissing a stableboy anyway. It wasn't pretty." He sighs as his face falls, the memory sour. "My first time with a woman was sweet - clumsy as hell, just two teenagers trying their best. Not the greatest orgasm, but memorable for being the first. My first time with a bloke--" He runs his hand down his face. "Total disaster."
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Hearing Jaskier talk about his first time brings back memories of Midge’s own with Joel. “What happened, if you don’t mind me asking?”
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That's quite a question. Jaskier buries his nose in her hair, taking a moment to enjoy her perfume before answering. "I was desperate to learn more about this other side. The secrecy was killing me. So when an older student came to me, I was more than willing. We sneaked into an empty classroom and--" A pause. "Barely any kissing. He kept grinding against my thigh and pinching my arse. As soon as he saw I was a bit hard, he bent me over a desk and just-- put it in. No warning, no preparation. I had no idea how men were supposed to do it, so I was going with the flow. It was very painful; I wasn't exactly enjoying myself. He came first and then gave me a very lousy handjob out of obligation. He left after reminding me to keep the secret. Left me there with his cum dripping from my arse."
Jaskier brings Midge closer, hugging her too tightly while burying his face in her neck.