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[treblemaking]

A cruel but fair goddess.

Maybe you should get him an instrument after all. Enrich his mind before he ends up with one of those sports ball thingies.

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Maybe… I’d rather he play an instrument than play sports. Less likelihood of getting hurt.

Not to inflate your already massive ego, but you’re one of the most interesting people I’ve met in a while.

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That takes him by surprise, but the shock is short-lived. He grins like an idiot before celebrating by drinking directly from the wine bottle.

Excuse you, my ego is nothing but healthy and boastful!

That said, allow me to return the compliment. It's not every day that I meet someone capable of matching me in wit. Being with another artist does make a difference, doesn't it?

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She calls ‘em like she sees ‘em, Jaskier. There’s no denying his ego. And yet, he’s also undeniably charming and gracious. Midge wouldn’t have slept with him if he was an unbearable prick.

You do back up a lot of what your ego says.

I never knew it would, but it does. It… felt different with you.

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Because I knew where everything was or because you felt the artist spark?

He's only half serious.

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Both. I don’t know if I’ve ever considered myself “an artist” before, but being with you was… inspirational.

Seriously, I’ve never had a man quote poetry to me in bed, or sing a dirty song to me while we fucked.

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Oh darling, didn't you hear yourself lying to your father? Haven't you seen your make-up and your clothes? You're a walking piece of art, and from what I gathered from your sense of humor so far, I'm sure your act will only confirm it.

You haven't been treated well, I'm afraid. The 'repressed wife' persona doesn't fit a wild soul like yours. We shall correct that as many times as possible. Your dressing-room mirror is already on the list, but anything else on your bucket list? I'm all ears.

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Not sure what lying to Papa has to do with it, but I’ve always loved fashion and makeup. I’m glad you think I look nice.

The frustrated housewife persona is part of my act, though not all of it.

You want to know my desires?

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I meant the story you managed to improvise on the spot - the "bard look" fashion. And you don't look nice, you look absolutely stunning.

Ah, but an act is an act! We may put part of ourselves in our art, but our presence on stage is still carefully curated. In private, I want you to follow your heart.

Yes. If it pleases you.

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Oh, right. That was a bit of improv. Probably not my best either. Papa didn’t exactly buy it, but he didn’t want to press either. He’s mostly accepted that I’m going to live my own life from now on.

You’re right… though I never want to be seen as fake. I know people like that, who act one way on stage and completely differently off. I want my persona to still be me.

Well… not that you don’t already know this, but I really liked it today when you spoke such naughty things in my ear. I also liked it when you praised me…

That’s a little embarrassing. It’s easier to say over text rather than face to face.

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He has? Color me surprised.

I wouldn't say "curated" means the same as "fake". One means choosing what to show, the other one is lying about it. I really like that you're so true to yourself, though. It's refreshing.

An eager ear for the mouth that won't stop talking - we truly make a great pair. That's easy enough for me to fulfil (and indeed, praise is absolutely delicious). Anything else? Or is that the biggest thing the "repressed housewife" could think of?

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Trust me, it’s taken us years to get there.

Oh, I’m sure there are things I’ve never even thought of. I like the idea of you fucking me on every piece of furniture… what about in the shower or the bath?

I want you to take me from behind too.

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We're definitely branding every piece of furniture in that apartment you mentioned. Does it have a music player? Since I discovered those things, I love the idea of fucking with music playing in the background.

The bath has also become a favorite in this world. Tubs are so spacious here. And the instant warm water! What a marvel! I think we may have fun grooming each other.

From behind - you mean just the position or the actual entrance?

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I’m sure there’s a record player, though we may have to bring our own records if we want any music made after 1945.

Ethel and Irving have no idea what they’ve done.

You want to wash my hair? I might like washing your long hair too.

Oh, I just meant the position, not…

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Time to start a collection, then. Ethel and Irving will have to live with it. To be a proper home, it must be fucked in. Thoroughly.

He just pulled that out from his ass, but it's poetic and he'll stick to it.

Washing your hair, soaping you up, massages... you get the idea. I believe grooming is a whole different level of intimacy, don't you agree?

That's alright, the position shall be then. We won't do anything you don't want to. And as I said earlier, if you want to play with my spot, that's available too.

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I really don’t want to think about them thoroughly fucking anywhere.

Yes it is. Soaping up my body, perhaps. Both of us get very dirty.

It’s… something we might have to work up to.

I’m afraid I don’t even know what else I might like. Do you have any ideas based on what I’ve already told you?

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You don't have to, we'll be doing the fucking in their place. What a good friend you are, taking this burden from their hands.

Well, since we're both lovers of fine fabrics and beautiful fashion - have you considered lingerie?

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Oh! Yes, I’d love to wear something sexy for you.

I should ask the girls at the club where they get their outfits. Those are more risqué than what I have right now, unless you enjoy a classic look.

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I don't see why we can't do both. Variety makes life more interesting. And that would make for another fun shopping trip. Only you, however? Wouldn't you like seeing me in something sexy too?

[doesntsing]

You’re going to wear lingerie too?

I think you could tell that I enjoyed that suit on you today. There’s something so hot about having sex with your clothes on… removing just enough so that you can be inside the other person.

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Only if it's something you may find appealing.

Agreed! It's why I was dying to get under your skirt - besides the obvious reason. Sex with clothes on speaks of urgency and passion. Does that mean I should wear the blue suit tomorrow night?

[doesntsing]

I’ve never thought about men in lingerie being appealing. Do they make sexy underwear for men?

I loved when you ate me out under my dress. Ultimately, I think I’m a simple woman, Jaskier. I like when a man is attentive and makes me orgasm hard.

If you wear that suit I may end up having to find us a private space backstage so that I can show you my appreciation for it.

You also mentioned that my mouth would look good around your cock. I intend to find out just how good quite soon.

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Mayhaps? I've heard some rumors. But I tried on female lingerie and I can assure you, my lovely bottom looks spectacular in it.

What can he say? All those years walking next to Geralt have given him strong thighs and a perky butt. The next text has a bit of a delay because that last part is giving him quite a mental image.

You'll never lack attention with me, I can promise you that much. And I would love to see your private space backstage. For professional reasons, obviously.

Gods, Midge. You can't make me such promise while I'm naked in the tub imagining it.

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Have you? Is that really surprising, Midge? Your ass looked great naked.

I guess I really am a repressed housewife. I just want mind blowing sex where a man worships me. Today pretty much fit the bill.

The problem is that there isn’t much private space at this club. It’s not like The Wolford where I have my own dressing room.

Is thinking about me down on my knees in front of you making your cock hard?

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Yes. Your girls have a very interesting wardrobe. And thank you! Your ass was gorgeous too, although I think I have a preference for your delightful breasts.

Hey, don't put yourself down like that. You're young and newly divorced. Now it's time to get to know yourself again. Try new things, explore a little - in every aspect of your life. And if by the end, you still simply want mind-blowing sex and worship, that's alright as well.

I'm sure we can think of something to do with that suit tomorrow, worry not.

Stop. I'm supposed to join my family for dinner soon.

That's a yes.