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"Of course it isn't," he grumbles as he reaches for her, getting more frustrated because she's rolling away from him. "Maybe if I ignore it, it'll just stop."

It doesn't stop. In fact, the basic phone ring becomes Toss a Coin, which means this is Yennefer using magic and Jaskier's dick is in danger. While cursing in every language he knows, Jaskier (very reluctantly) leaves the bed and drags his feet to the living room, where he grabs his bag... only to remember that his phone is in his jacket. More cursing while he finds it among his clothes on the floor.

His grumbling calms down just a bit when he hears Yennefer's exhausted voice. She and Geralt dealt with some big bads last night, and now she needs to rest instead of working on a potion order. Usually, she'd be handling the client, being a powerful woman and all, but she doesn't have the energy. Jaskier promises to take care of it-- only to suddenly choke on his own tongue when Yennefer teases him about his current activities. Just in case Midge has been hearing him, he changes to Elder and ends the conversation as soon as he has an opening.

On his way to the bathroom, he peeks into the bedroom and tells Midge-- "The snake wants you to know she'll cover up for you if you decide to chop my cock off."

Midge hears the tune change and vaguely wonders how the device is doing that, but she’s still too sleepy to really process it. She sneaks a look at the clock. 9 AM. Not horribly late, but much later than she normally sleeps in. Bits and pieces of Jaskier’s conversation float in and out, but then he’s speaking in another language and Midge stops paying attention.

When he returns to the bedroom, Midge is half covered in the sheet. She stretches as she looks up at him with half-closed eyes. “Yennefer?” she asks, then gives a short laugh. “Why would I want to chop off something that gives me orgasms?”

"Something about spending too much time with me not being good for your mental health," he replies from he bathroom. He's already opening both taps and finding the right temperature to fill up the tub.

Jaskier then relieves himself and washes his face really quickly - simply because the cold water helps him wake up. He'd love to go back to bed, but he has to visit that client and get ready for his gig, so he doesn't have much time to spare.

While the tub fills up, he returns to the bedroom and sits on the edge of the bed next to Midge, bending over to kiss her lips. "Good morning."

“Good thing I’m already crazy,” she replies sleepily.

As much as she doesn’t want to get out of bed, the hot bath sounds inviting, especially because Jaskier will be in it as well.

“Good morning,” she tells him, returning his kiss. Midge allows him to help her up out of the bed and into the bathroom. “What did Yennefer want?”

He laughs. "Every artist is a little crazy." Or he hopes so, anyway.

Usually, Jaskier is nothing but a gentleman and lets ladies go first - however, the tub requires a different setup. He gets in first and sits against the back before opening his arms and legs, inviting Midge to sit between them.

"She needs me to deal with a client. So I'll have to leave soon, but I do have time for breakfast. That is, if there's food in this place." It occurs to him now that if the place is usually empty, the fridge may be too.

So very inviting. How can Midge say no? Taking his hand, she carefully steps into the tub and sits down between his legs, her back against his chest. She pouts a little when he says he has to leave soon, though they have spent quite a lot of time together, and she’ll see him later that night for his performance.

“The one thing I didn’t think of,” Midge laments. “There’s a cafe on the corner though.” It will require getting dressed, but Midge supposes that they’ll have to do that anyway.

"A cafe sounds good," he replies while wrapping his arms around her waist. A kiss is dropped on the back of her neck before he nuzzles it. "Last night was amazing. Thank you for indulging me."

It's not every day that he meets someone who can match his level of horny, and she went along with every idea he had. Amazing isn't enough to describe it, really.

“Thank you,” she replies with a sigh of satisfaction. Midge has never come so much in her life. Just when she thinks her body can’t give another orgasm, he manages to get one out of her. She hopes they’ll have time for something quick this morning, either in the tub or out of it.

She’s become insatiable.

Midge takes one of his hands and laces their fingers before lifting it to her lips and kissing his rings. “I had so much fun with you.”

"Glad to hear that." Since his hand is near her face, he takes the chance to tilt her head back and kiss her - slowly, sensually. He definitely wants something quick too. But he did make a promise.

"You still want that massage?"

She kisses him slowly in response, her tongue pressing into his mouth and sliding against his.

“Yes, please,” Midge murmurs when she pulls back. “You know how to make my body feel so good.”

Teasingly, she runs her toes against his shin and leans her head back for another kiss.

He's happy to kiss back while he reaches for the soap, humming into her mouth when he feels her teasing his leg. Jaskier loves how playful she is, but he can't help but tease when the kiss breaks.

"You have an amusing idea of what a massage entails." He winks at her before slightly moving her forward - as much as he enjoys the feeling of her body against his, he's got a job to do. The soap is rubbed on her back until she's well lathered up, then Jaskier puts those calloused fingers to work. He starts at her shoulders and slowly makes his way around her back, gently yet still strong touches that make sure to catch every knot.

“Massages make my body feel good too,” she says, moaning softly when Jaskier starts to rub her back. Midge closes her eyes and enjoys the touch of his hands. Calloused though his fingers may be, they feel fantastic on her skin.

“You’ll just have to make sure you get all of my parts.”

A chuckle. "Worry not, my lady. I shall be very thorough."

He still takes his sweet time with her back, because he truly wants to show off his massaging skills. The fact that bathrooms in this world have great acoustics also help; he enjoys hearing her moans echoing on the walls.

Once he's done with her back, he lathers up his hands before his arms go around her waist again. They softly rub her belly as they move up to reach her breasts, covering them with soap as he massages those thoroughly as well. His mouth falls on the back of her neck, dropping open-mouthed kisses while his cock begins waking up against her arse.

“Mmm…”

When Jaskier moves his hands to her front, she takes the opportunity to lean back against him, her head on his shoulder. His touch to her breasts feels absolutely divine and her nipples harden almost immediately. This massage may not be explicitly sexual, but he can’t put his hands on her without turning her on.

Midge can feel his cock starting to press against her. Apparently this is a turn on for him too.

“Do you like getting to rub my tits like that?”

"What could possibly give you that idea?" he asks in a joking tone. "I mean, they are quite magnificent tits."

Since the fact that they're both quite into this is out in the open now, Jaskier stops his massaging just to play with her nipples, grinning when he feels how hard they already are.

"I think someone is enjoying this more than I do, however." He nibbles her earlobe before whispering into it. "Always so ready for me. It's addicting - intoxicating, really. I want to keep you on my lap all day." His hands go down, rubbing her belly and playing with her belly button. "Maybe I should call the client here, while you're bouncing on my cock." Calloused fingers only tease the top of her mound before going to her thighs to continue the 'massage' there. "Take you to the stage with me tonight so I can perform with my dick between your tits and mouth."

“I know,” she replies. Her tits are magnificent and he’s a lucky man. Honestly, she loves it when he plays with her breasts, especially when he pinches her sensitive nipples.

A moan leaves her mouth at the naughty images his words paint in her mind. “Have you put some kind of spell on me to make me want you all the time?” Midge asks. “Some potion in my drink that makes me constantly horny for you?” Because she pretty much is. Jaskier could very easily have her just about anywhere. Her fingers stroke slowly up one of his inner thighs. “Do you think you could manage to not moan over the phone while my tight cunt is around your cock?”

"The only spell I've used is opening the doors to release what you've kept hidden and chained for so long."

His whole body shivers when she touches his thigh and his hand falls on her mound, lazily rubbing on the outside for now. The warm water around them makes his body feel even hotter than his arousal already does.

"Is that a challenge, my lady? Do you think you could make me break?"

“No one else has brought out this side of me,” she admits. Joel did, to a certain extent, but it wasn’t even like this when they were first married.

His hand is so close to where she wants it, and yet so far. The teasing is so delightfully frustrating for her.

“I know I could.” Midge is very confident about that.

“This bath was supposed to clean me up and yet you’ve just made me even dirtier.” Her lips find his for another kiss, her back arching so that she can reach his mouth.

"And it's been a honor to do so."

He laughs into the kiss and his free arm wraps around her waist to bring her as close as possible so she doesn't have to arch so much. The height difference really helps for positions like this, even if it means Jaskier's neck may complain later.

"I made it dirtier?" he asks with raised eyebrows. "Remind me whose toes started the teasing?"

His fingers finally slip in and start massaging her folds. "I love sex in the bathtub, but it does have one flaw: I can't feel how wet you are. Care to tell me?" His ego loves hearing how much she wants him.

She laughs softly and steals another kiss from him. Her thighs part eagerly for his hand.

“Dripping,” Midge tells him, “ever since you told me good morning.”

Midge’s toes keep moving over his leg since he seems to be enjoying her teasing touch. One of her hands joins in as well, tracing shapes on his chest.

“My cunt is always ready for your fingers or your cock.”

His breath catches when she says since you told me good morning as she opens her legs. She truly is always so ready for him, he hasn't lied when he said she'll drive him crazy. Part of him wants to take her away for the weekend and see how many times she can fuck her in a day.

Jaskier is a firm believer in foreplay, but they are supposed to have a quickie now, aren't they? He's done lots of teasing last night. And he may not be as strong as Geralt, but he is pretty fit and Midge is so beautifully petite...

It's easy for him to turn her around on his lap, making her sit on his throbbing dick and causing water to splash everywhere. He uses that water to wash the soap off her breasts so he can close his mouth around them, adding a new hickey to the ones he made last night. His hips keep thrusting against her to rub his cock against her groin.

Midge squeals when Jaskier suddenly picks her up and turns her to face him. Water sloshes against the sides of the tub and over the edge. She loves it when she makes him seemingly lose control, and her squeal turns into a giggle. Her arms wrap around him as his lips suck at her breasts. She can feel his cock hard underneath her, throbbing against her folds.

“Jaskier,” she breathes. “You don’t have a condom…” That doesn’t stop Midge from grinding on top of him, but she still wants to give him the warning.

She always looks so pretty when she laughs! Jaskier groans against her breasts as his hands reach behind her to squeeze her ass, massaging it with open hands. It isn't until both her nipples are hard and perky that he talks again.

"Are you going to leave this tub? Because I'm not." His hands guide her down and center, so his length is fully trapped between her folds and the bottom of her ass. His mouth goes to her ear. "So better keep grinding, darling."

“You can probably… it would be okay…”

The way he’s sucking on her nipples and squeezing her ass has her so distracted that she can’t even form a whole sentence. What she’s trying to say is that if he wants to have sex with her without a condom, they should be safe. Should be. The rhythm method is not an exact science and Jaskier seems very averse to getting her pregnant. Not that she’s looking to get pregnant either.

Midge tries for whatever purchase she can get with her knees on the slick bottom of the tub. She keeps moving her hips on top of him, sliding his hard cock through her folds. It’s a lovely sensation though she can’t help but want more.

“Do you want my hand instead?”

It's indeed a lovely sensation, and Jaskier keeps moaning against her breasts as his hips struggle to thrust, also wanting more. It would be okay, she says. She also offers her hand, but the first offer is growing in his mind now. It's not like he didn't do it before - back in his world, it's all he had. But it isn't a perfect method. Discovering condoms has truly spoiled him...

He's had enough orgasms last night, he thinks, to be in control now. He definitely isn't desperate or on the edge. Mmh.

"You want to feel me raw, Miriam?" he asks before his hand reaches for his hard cock and guides it to her entrance, slowly going in as he throws his head back to moan.

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