The idea of Geralt buying flowers for someone is absolutely hilarious, thank you for the mental image. Tell your parents and neighbors that you've been in contact with an otherworlder to discuss security for the building, since monster attacks are becoming more common. Which is not a lie, by the way, you know who to call if you find trouble.
Of course, if you want to say that you've caught a bad boy in leather, that'd be extremely funny as well.
Technically she doesn’t love him yet but she’s slowly falling as well
He doesn't answer as fast because he's searching the meaning of 'rabbi'. Ah. Well, she's joking about it, so hopefully he can too?
Of course, of course, we need to exorcise the naughty out of you. Don't you know? A bit of prayer and a longer skirt will make you a good girl again. How dare you show off your ankles, truly a sin.
Indeed they do. If you ask me, it sounds like the fun people aren't exactly in Heaven.
That depends. You want an answer that will calm them down or one that will mess with them? Because I've learned the term "boytoy" and it's spectacular.
He would not appreciate that it’s a sex thing though.
I don’t have fans, unless you count the men at The Wolford who heckle me to show them my tits.
I told them that you’re my friend and you liked my show the other night.
[ OOC: I’m tagging with a Jaskier at Folkmore and he introduced himself with his full name and title, though said that she should call him Jaskier. It was funny to me since yours doesn’t want to tell her all of that yet lol. ]
True. I may like pretty words and how witty you are, but it's fun when you are 'crass' too. Shows all the corruption doing its job. How scandalous of you to have a dirty mouth!
That's pretty funny. And will you be thinking of what we did with it while you wash it?
The two of them can’t text without it turning dirty.
You love my mouth, especially when it’s dirty.
You want me to think about how you sucked on my nipples through the mesh of the bra? How the satin of the panties rubbed on your face as you ate me out?
That I do. It's not so bad when it's clean, mind you. You have a lovely smile.
Gods, I can still remember the taste. Please do think about it, my naughty lady. I'm curious to know if you easily get wet for me just thinking about it.
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he's slowly falling for her too
Of course, if you want to say that you've caught a bad boy in leather, that'd be extremely funny as well.
Technically she doesn’t love him yet but she’s slowly falling as well
I would tell them about my new bad boy, but I’ll probably get a full blown intervention in response. With the rabbi and everything.
tldr a pair of idiots
Of course, of course, we need to exorcise the naughty out of you. Don't you know? A bit of prayer and a longer skirt will make you a good girl again. How dare you show off your ankles, truly a sin.
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Sinners have more fun.
Who should I tell them gave me the flowers?
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That depends. You want an answer that will calm them down or one that will mess with them? Because I've learned the term "boytoy" and it's spectacular.
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I generally prefer them to NOT be on my case.
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Spoilsport. Fine, just tell them a fan sent them. Never got gifts from fans before?
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I don’t have fans, unless you count the men at The Wolford who heckle me to show them my tits.
I told them that you’re my friend and you liked my show the other night.
[ OOC: I’m tagging with a Jaskier at Folkmore and he introduced himself with his full name and title, though said that she should call him Jaskier. It was funny to me since yours doesn’t want to tell her all of that yet lol. ]
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Oh. I thought you were looking for a lie or excuse, not...
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That's actually very touching. Thank you. I hope your mother doesn't try to steal the flowers for herself.
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It’s mostly the truth. They don’t have to know about our night of unbridled passion.
She thinks they’re nice, but she won’t steal them. I’ve got them on the kitchen table anyway.
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Unbridled passion, huh? I thought poetry was my job.
Ah, that explains it. In the kitchen, she can pretend they're hers as well.
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What would you call that night?
Exactly. Everyone’s happy.
How’s everyone in your house?
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Passions revealed,
desires sedated,
never once believed,
such pleasures awaited.
With lingering glances,
on satin smooth skin,
through the night we languish,
in the erotica of skin.
Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor,
bringing pleasure in the skin they show,
no rush no hurry all night,
to take it slow.
A trail of kisses,
the soft backs of knees,
bodys aching yearning,
eager to please.
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That’s a lovely poem. I think we did all of that and more.
I would probably be more crass and say that you made me come four times. Five if you count the next morning.
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May I ask how are you going to wash that lovely piece of lingerie without your parents seeing it?
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Hand wash in the sink when they’re not around?
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That's pretty funny. And will you be thinking of what we did with it while you wash it?
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You love my mouth, especially when it’s dirty.
You want me to think about how you sucked on my nipples through the mesh of the bra? How the satin of the panties rubbed on your face as you ate me out?
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Gods, I can still remember the taste. Please do think about it, my naughty lady. I'm curious to know if you easily get wet for me just thinking about it.
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I think you already know that I get wet just thinking about you and the things you do to me.
just realized. what if he wore lingerie under the suit for the event lol
Inspiring.
for the wedding? She’d be surprised, certainly
yeah, he'll have to behave and not put on makeup, so hidden lingeries is his rebelliousness lol
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The secret of her clothes is that they whisper a little mysteriously of things unseen
such a rebel
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Sorry to keep disappearing, so tired this week
please don't worry and rest! rl always comes first
ate dinner then passed out, worst time of the school year <3
hope it gets better soon!
Thank you <3
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of crap that should've been "someone" not "something" but you got it lol
LOL how dare he dehumanize her
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Midge you said no sex, don't get your panties wet over 'viscount' haha
listen, she’s allowed to be impressed!
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