Mmh. Don't you have more money than I do? Mayhaps I can be the kept toyboy.
Impossible to be as funny as you.
She has a type, he realizes, because everything she just said applies to Jaskier as well. Yet she didn't feel the spark with Joel - would it be the artist connection that he keeps mentioning?
Oh please, you aren't shy with the family money. Your comedy isn't paying for all those lovely dresses.
That's not what I asked. I simply want to make sure you aren't (unconsciously?) seeing me as some kind of replacement. It wouldn't bother me - I've been the rebound many a time. But I'd worry it wasn't healthy for you.
I'd better take a shower and pack for my little trip. Talk to you later?
The next day, Midge will wake up to find a box on her window. Isn't magic great? The cute red box with a pink bow has chocolates and the envelope on the bow says Midge in Jaskier's fancy penmanship.
Inside the envelope, she'll find a little piece of paper that says Yennefer in a different handwriting and her number under it. There are also three Polaroid pictures:
The first one is Jaskier taking a close-up selfie on his bedroom mirror. He's winking for the camera and wearing his robe, so some of his chest hair is visible.
The second one was clearly taken by someone else. Jaskier is sitting on a reading chair by the fire, legs crossed, looking at the glass of red wine in his hand. He's put on his blue suit and all the little accessories he wore for her gig, including eyeliner.
The third picture is wrapped in a piece of paper and has a note from Jaskier. This one may be a little too much. Feel free not to open it at all, or to burn it if I've crossed the line. No pressure. In this one, Jaskier is sitting naked in front of his bedroom mirror, arm resting on a raised knee. He's winking again, and the camera is covering his groin just to tease.
His little gift is a pleasant surprise to wake up to, and the naughty picture makes her gasp. It’s so like him though. Midge grabs her phone and sends him a message.
Oh, darling, getting to read you again is a ray of sunlight in a fucking storm. Sorry I didn't see this before; it's been a very long, muddy day. I'm glad you like it. Were the chocolates good? Did you open the third photograph?
Aww, aren't you sweet? Worry not, I'm fine. Well, as fine as someone with mud and swamp water on his hair can be. Want to bet on how many shampoo bottles I'll go through this week? That toothy bastard hasn't shown up yet, so we have to go back to the swamps tomorrow. We're at the motel now. I'm pretty sure I've slept on stables more comfortable than this bed.
Especially, huh? Are you saying I'm better than chocolate?
I do help! Just because it's not actual fighting, it doesn't mean I'm a mere observer - although that IS my main job.
I talk to the locals to gather information. I argue with the client to get well-paid, and with motel and diner owners to get good prices. I gather ingredients for Geralt's potions. I stitch him up when he's done, massage him if he's sore, take care of the tangles in his hair. Back home, I would brush Roach's mane, too. And sometimes I play bait.
To be fair, they're all things I learned through the years. I definitely started as a mere observer. He taught me to start a fire and clean a fish. Setting up camp used to be part of my duties, too.
Oh, yes! You must be the first person in the history of humanity who got that from context and didn't jump on the bug. Geralt calls all his horses Roach, after the fish. He clearly misses her - so do I, honestly. I know he's been looking at horses here, but we can't exactly have one in the garden.
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We’ve become so fond of each other so quickly.
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I make connections fast when I like something. You think that's a bad thing?
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Not necessarily. I think it means that you and I are well-suited.
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of crap that should've been "someone" not "something" but you got it lol
He has to tease before he thinks too much about the age thing.
Laughing at her slip.
It's alright, darling, I know what you mean. And I agree, we get along because we have a lot in common. No need to panic over the obvious.
LOL how dare he dehumanize her
Perhaps I should just accept it. I just haven’t ever formed a bond this quickly with someone else.
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Really? No love-at-first-sight story with Joel?
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Definitely not. I was interested, but it wasn’t an instant bond.
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Now, see. A sparkly woman like you needs spark in a relationship, too.
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I do, and we had one eventually, but he was more interested in me at first than I was in him.
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I hope you don't mind me asking - what made you fall for him, then?
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I think it was his confidence. He’s not afraid to go after what he wants, including me. Plus, he was sweet and smart and handsome and funny.
Not as funny as me.
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Impossible to be as funny as you.
She has a type, he realizes, because everything she just said applies to Jaskier as well. Yet she didn't feel the spark with Joel - would it be the artist connection that he keeps mentioning?
...I don't remind you of Joel, do I?
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You have some similar qualities, but in other ways you’re very different.
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That's not what I asked. I simply want to make sure you aren't (unconsciously?) seeing me as some kind of replacement. It wouldn't bother me - I've been the rebound many a time. But I'd worry it wasn't healthy for you.
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No. Not at all.
A part of me will always love Joel because we share children, but I don’t want to replace him or get back together with him.
Jaskier can’t really be a replacement if they’re not in a relationship, can he?
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I'd better take a shower and pack for my little trip. Talk to you later?
The next day, Midge will wake up to find a box on her window. Isn't magic great? The cute red box with a pink bow has chocolates and the envelope on the bow says Midge in Jaskier's fancy penmanship.
Inside the envelope, she'll find a little piece of paper that says Yennefer in a different handwriting and her number under it. There are also three Polaroid pictures:
The first one is Jaskier taking a close-up selfie on his bedroom mirror. He's winking for the camera and wearing his robe, so some of his chest hair is visible.
The second one was clearly taken by someone else. Jaskier is sitting on a reading chair by the fire, legs crossed, looking at the glass of red wine in his hand. He's put on his blue suit and all the little accessories he wore for her gig, including eyeliner.
The third picture is wrapped in a piece of paper and has a note from Jaskier. This one may be a little too much. Feel free not to open it at all, or to burn it if I've crossed the line. No pressure. In this one, Jaskier is sitting naked in front of his bedroom mirror, arm resting on a raised knee. He's winking again, and the camera is covering his groin just to tease.
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You work quickly. Thanks for the gift.
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Oh, darling, getting to read you again is a ray of sunlight in a fucking storm. Sorry I didn't see this before; it's been a very long, muddy day. I'm glad you like it. Were the chocolates good? Did you open the third photograph?
Kept falling asleep
It was all very good, especially your naughty photo.
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Especially, huh? Are you saying I'm better than chocolate?
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Do you actually help with the monster hunting or are you just there to observe and write ballads?
I wasn’t saying that. But it’s a nice photo.
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I talk to the locals to gather information. I argue with the client to get well-paid, and with motel and diner owners to get good prices. I gather ingredients for Geralt's potions. I stitch him up when he's done, massage him if he's sore, take care of the tangles in his hair. Back home, I would brush Roach's mane, too. And sometimes I play bait.
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Is Roach a horse?
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Oh, yes! You must be the first person in the history of humanity who got that from context and didn't jump on the bug. Geralt calls all his horses Roach, after the fish. He clearly misses her - so do I, honestly. I know he's been looking at horses here, but we can't exactly have one in the garden.
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Midge you said no sex, don't get your panties wet over 'viscount' haha
listen, she’s allowed to be impressed!
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Sorry to disappear but I felt ill so I slept
oh no! don't apologize, I hope you get better soon!
I feel better, just exhaustion I think
makes sense. have a good rest!
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maybe the one that gets the cold is Joel lol
yessss
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lmk if the timeskip prompt doesn't work and I'll change it
all good!
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