She feels short next to him, but it’s okay. Standing on her tip toes to kiss him is fine with her. He’s so handsome.
“I was thinking about it, though I’m not sure how much time to put on there that will indicate when I’ve gotten enough of you, so I guess you’re safe for now.”
A very fake, exaggerated gasp. "For now? Oh, my lady does like to torture me so!"
Jaskier makes her whirl as "punishment", and when she returns to his arms, he dips her. He grins down at her as he bumps his nose against hers, mischief obvious in his expression even in the dark. "Will I get kicked out if I keep you down here for a while?"
"My lady, what are you trying to imply?" He brings her back up to continue the dance, putting up his best innocent best. "My intentions are nothing but pure. I wouldn't want to soil your spotless reputation!"
"Lies! Lies and slander!" Jaskier's bringing out all the dramatics for this. He whirls her again before continuing. "I'm a paragon of virtue! A role model for all bards to follow!"
The funny thing is, he truly thinks he's a role model that all bards should follow. He believes his life is awesome and more bards should be like him.
"Of course!" he replies after kissing her back, the mischievous grin still in place. "I think of going on walks on the beach while holding your hand, and seeing your ankles peeking out under your lovely dresses."
He then brushes his mouth against her ear, talking in a whisper with a deep voice. "Although I suppose I should mention that I also think of waking you up with my hard cock pumping inside that tight cunt of yours."
“A walk on the beach with you sounds delightful,” Midge replies truthfully. When he puts his lips to her ear though, she knows that he’s about to say something dirty to her.
Now it’s Midge’s turn to gasp dramatically. “Jaskier! How naughty of you! The rumors of you being a scoundrel must be true.”
"We shall return to Coney Island without the emotional talk, then." He had chosen it for their talk because the coast soothes him, and if it ended up badly, they wouldn't have an audience. She deserves to have her heartbreaks in private, even if she bitches about it on stage later.
Jaskier's laughter is loud and happy, always delighted to have her playing along. How could he not fall in love with her? He sighs dramatically. "Ah, you've caught me. I'm only here to drag you to the dark side. What shall you do with me, my sweet lady? Will you hire an exorcist to remove the incubus in my soul?"
“And we’ll be in The Hamptons soon,” Midge reminds him. She’s excited for their day at the beach before the wedding.
“What if I choose to feed myself to that incubus instead?” She asks. “To offer myself up to your dirtiest desires.” Her look is smoldering as she leans her forehead against his again.
"With your family around, I get the feeling that one will be emotional too." He's joking. Maybe.
Jaskier chuckles before reminding himself to keep up the game, so he goes for another dramatic gasp. "Lady Miriam! That's such a scandalous proposition! What will the people think?" He pecks her lips before his mouth returns to her ear. "What would happen to your reputation if your public knew how much you like the taste of my cock?"
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midge vetoes that for the wedding
“I was thinking about it, though I’m not sure how much time to put on there that will indicate when I’ve gotten enough of you, so I guess you’re safe for now.”
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Jaskier makes her whirl as "punishment", and when she returns to his arms, he dips her. He grins down at her as he bumps his nose against hers, mischief obvious in his expression even in the dark. "Will I get kicked out if I keep you down here for a while?"
sorry Jask
“I don’t know,” she replies. “It depends on what your intentions are with me.”
Very naughty, no doubt.
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"My lady, what are you trying to imply?" He brings her back up to continue the dance, putting up his best innocent best. "My intentions are nothing but pure. I wouldn't want to soil your spotless reputation!"
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“Are the rumors I’ve heard about you not true? That you enjoy corrupting innocent young ladies? Some of the married women too?”
She raises an eyebrow at him.
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The funny thing is, he truly thinks he's a role model that all bards should follow. He believes his life is awesome and more bards should be like him.
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“I suppose that means you have nothing but chaste thoughts about me?”
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He then brushes his mouth against her ear, talking in a whisper with a deep voice. "Although I suppose I should mention that I also think of waking you up with my hard cock pumping inside that tight cunt of yours."
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Now it’s Midge’s turn to gasp dramatically. “Jaskier! How naughty of you! The rumors of you being a scoundrel must be true.”
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Jaskier's laughter is loud and happy, always delighted to have her playing along. How could he not fall in love with her? He sighs dramatically. "Ah, you've caught me. I'm only here to drag you to the dark side. What shall you do with me, my sweet lady? Will you hire an exorcist to remove the incubus in my soul?"
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“What if I choose to feed myself to that incubus instead?” She asks. “To offer myself up to your dirtiest desires.” Her look is smoldering as she leans her forehead against his again.
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Jaskier chuckles before reminding himself to keep up the game, so he goes for another dramatic gasp. "Lady Miriam! That's such a scandalous proposition! What will the people think?" He pecks her lips before his mouth returns to her ear. "What would happen to your reputation if your public knew how much you like the taste of my cock?"