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Miriam "Midge" Maisel ([personal profile] doesntsing) wrote2027-11-05 11:15 am
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously, they'll wait until they can walk on us with your fingers up my arse.

Oh no, my goddess naked in my very own bed! I think that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I was joking but-- fuck, Midge, whenever you're ready, you know you have me.

By paying you homage, you mean I may get to wake you up with my mouth this time?
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, absolutely. Think about it this way: it's how different you felt when I found that little spot inside you.

We have a plan, then.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Then come over on Thursday after you send them away. We'll be waiting for you.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice, Jaskier has to admit, to go to sleep with words of love on the screen on his device. To be inspired to write about those feelings while actually living them, instead of having to bring old ones to the surface.

Thursday morning ends up being more chaotic than planned, but hopefully they can take care of everything before Midge arrives, right?

Famous last words.

The one to open the door is Yennefer, who smiles at the sight of Midge - it's a witchy smile, with mischief sparkling in her purple eyes. She's wearing a black dress as usual, because she'll be caught dead before being seen unkept.

"You've arrived just in time," she says with a tone of voice that matches that spark in her eyes. "Follow me."

Yennefer makes Midge drop her things on the nearest chair and guides her to the glass door that takes her to the garden, where Ciri's laughter can be heard before she's seen. She's not alone, of course.

Geralt and Jaskier are standing on the grass... in their underwear.

Midge can admire that everything Jaskier said about Geralt is true: he's thick from head to toes, his tits are bigger than any woman's, and the bulge in his underwear is quite obvious. He also has scars on most of his body.

Neither of them smells very good, and the reason is quite clear: Ciri is hosing monster gunk off their bodies (and having quite a lot of fun with it). Jaskier is in the process of squeezing his hair when he finally sees who has arrived, and he freezes.

"Midge?!" He turns to Yennefer. "I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING TEXT HER!"

Yennefer just shrugs, clearly amused by her little prank. Ciri finally turns around and smiles when she sees Midge.

"Hello! It's nice to finally meet you." That sweet smile transforms into a grin as she offers Midge the hose. "Want to try?"

"CIRILLA!"
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
While Cirilla laughs and Yennefer goes back inside to get towels, Geralt just sighs and wonders how he ended up with this family again. Maybe he should get himself a horse and disappear into the mountains for a few days. Or a month.

Jaskier puts his hands on his waist like an offended housewife and pouts. "Really? Really? These are your choices now?"

Please pay attention to him, he's a needy asshole.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-25 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Jaskier can totally tell what she's doing, and he laughs. It's very brave of her to do so in front of others, and he adores her for it. Shameless attracts shameless.

Geralt, on the other hand, sighs again, his nose wrinkling. "You two better cool down before coming into the house," he says as he moves to the door to get the towels from Yennefer.

Jaskier just sticks his tongue out at him. Cirilla stares in confusion for a second before she finally catches on. Her nose wrinkles as well. "Eww, gross."

"Princess, do we need to have another talk about--"

Ciri doesn't let him finish. "NOPE!" she exclaims before rushing inside.

"Teenagers," Jaskier tells Midge as he shrugs.
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-26 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Jaskier is happy to kiss her back, and his hands freeze in the middle of the air when he realizes she's keeping her dress away from his mess and he shouldn't touch yet. Fair, he doesn't like getting his fine silks dirty either.

"Good morning, dear." A nod. "It was supposed to be quick, and I guess it technically was. You were supposed to get a text from CERTAIN SOMEONE--"

As an answer, Yennefer throws the towels at his face and follows his family inside. She disappears into her lab with Midge's suitcase to work on the spell, and Geralt goes to the bathroom to get rid of the last of the monster gunk before Jaskier wastes all the hot water. Cirilla goes to her own bedroom to change since she knows they're leaving for the museum soon. Independence all around.

"It's good to see you. I promise everyone is looking forward to your cooking, it's just been a crazy morning." He carefully leans in to kiss her cheek. "We can go inside when the smell gets better, although--" He smirks. "I suppose my current undressed and wet state isn't helping." Wink~
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[personal profile] treblemaking 2025-10-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jaskier steps back to start drying his body, not wanting to accidentally splash her with water or any remains of the monster gunk. He laughs as she explains himself, adoring every word that leaves her lips.

"You're making it very hard for me to resist the urge to make out with you right here in the garden surrounded by the dangerous plants." She's always so eager for him, it drives him crazy. He blows a kiss at her instead. "If you think about it, it'll help them understand how you caught me." She's as horny as he is.

Jaskier puts the big towel around his body, closing it at the chest like a woman leaving the shower. He bats his eyelashes at Midge. "Better?"