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Miriam "Midge" Maisel ([personal profile] doesntsing) wrote2025-01-15 07:45 pm

shot through the heart (for allbedestroyed)

This is definitely the most unique first date that Midge has ever been on.

Despite the fact that Robert took her to his company party one night and came out to see her show the next night, this outing is their official first date. And it’s to a shooting range outside of the city. Certainly not what Midge would have picked, but she’s open to new experiences. She doesn’t think she’s ever held a real gun, let alone shot one. She’d be more nervous if Robert wasn’t with her. He’s so calm and steady that it should keep her from panicking too much. It helps that he’s an expert shot as well. Midge just hopes that he’s a patient teacher.

They managed to get a warmer than usual day for December in New York with the sun shining brightly overhead. Midge is wearing a sweater and a pair of trousers with her coat and a hat. They’re going to be spending the day outside, so she had to dress sensibly, though still fashionably, of course. They packed a picnic lunch to eat on the grounds after they shoot, and Midge brought along a big thermos of tea to hopefully keep them warm. Tea because he’s English. She made an assumption.

The range is about 30 minutes outside of the city and Midge watches the fields go by as the two of them race through the countryside in his rented car.

“How did you hear about this place?” she asks.
allbedestroyed: (Hunting tricks)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"A lot of places I've worked are extremely remote. You can't drive there. You're lucky if you can get a boat part of the way."

Unless she specifically requested to go out on a hike, he would never look for Midge to join one. Not even a much shorter one. He's seen the sort of clothes she enjoys wearing and that tells him plenty about what she's comfortable with. Hiking through dense jungle or wading through leech infested swamps don't factor into it.

He sips his tea as he listens, nodding approvingly at mention of taxis at night. It doesn't surprise him. Midge has a good head on her shoulders. "Midtown's not the bad part of town, then, is it?"
allbedestroyed: (Talk to the animals)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Given that his expectations from youth were to marry a homemaker, he's not put off in the slightest that Midge is more of a city woman. Plus, if they did come across leeches he would be inclined to just carry her to spare her the discomfort.

There's more approving nodding as she explains. It's what he'd thought she'd meant, but it's better to hear it said out loud. When they part it's going to be difficult not to worry about her, but this is some consolation.

"I'm shocked anyone would mess with you without a weapon."
allbedestroyed: (Come for the danger)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-23 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no doubt," he assures her with a grin of his own.

He's thoughtful for a moment as he sips his tea, looking from the range to the way they came, and then back to Midge. "If you like, I could see if they have some smaller models for you to try."
allbedestroyed: (Putting on a show)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-23 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
That manages to perk him up no end, her answer making him pleasantly surprised. He'd feared she'd written off the larger weapons.

"Of course, you can try whatever you like. You get more range with a rifle, too." As if she cares... He can't help it. He's excited and trying not to show it.

"You won't need to know how to shoot. I'll be with you if you're ever anywhere dangerous," he assures her. "Knowing how to pin a snake down with a broom is useful, but you probably won't have to do that either."
allbedestroyed: (Talk to the animals)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-23 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're the comedian, not me." That doesn't mean he's not smiling, though. He doesn't plan to leave Midge anywhere she might have to deal with the local wildlife on her own, of course.

It's ridiculous how easy it is for her to distract him. He leans into that kiss and it takes him a second to pull himself back. Now is not the time or place, so he takes a breath to cool down. "I'll protect you from anything. Without a second thought."

Seeing her holding a rifle doesn't help things. He's always had a soft spot for women with guns, but right now he has to focus on safety and practicality. Rather than take it off her, he uses the opportunity to touch her some more, adjusting the weapon and then Midge before showing her how to load the weapon. Then he guides her to the right spot to show her how to stand, how to hold the gun, and how to aim. He does pay special attention to the stock, because it's likely this is where she's going to feel the recoil. Though he doesn't say it, the last thing he wants is to be the cause of her having to wear high collared dresses to hide a nasty bruise.
allbedestroyed: (Comedy of errors)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-25 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
As if it isn't difficult enough behaving himself. Then she has to go and say something like that just before he's meant to focus on Serious things like gun safety.

He does manage to focus, though. That little whisper can be kept locked away for later when they don't have dangerous weapons around. He'll hold onto that for a long time yet, in fact.

Seeing her hit the target with a new gun, even with that yelp, is a good distraction. It's not a bullseye, but it's still far better than he'd expect of a beginner. He's not just being polite when he says, "Good shot! I told you you were a natural!"
allbedestroyed: (Comedy of errors)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-25 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's hard when you've never lifted a gun in your life." And when that gun is primarily suited to a man who has years of experience. "Believe me, I've taught all sorts of people. You're a good shot."

She doesn't need to be good at shooting, he's got that covered for them both, but it's important that she knows her accomplishments. Especially when he's keen for her to have a pleasant, or at least not a frightening, first encounter with guns.-
allbedestroyed: (No such thing as paranoia)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-27 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Naturally Midge's instinct is to joke about it. Muldoon does step back to watch her when she lifts the rifle again, but he's got a smile on his lips. Until she makes that sound of pain and his frown is right back where it's used to being.

Coming in closer again, he looks from the range to Midge and looks her over. "Are you alright?"
allbedestroyed: (Hunting tricks)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-28 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"You'd raise more eyebrows than you do already," he teases gently. "Here..."

Guiding the weapon back down, he steps in to support her as he gets her to aim again. "Now, a lot of instructors explain that when you hold the weapon it helps to imagine you're holding a beautiful woman. Since you are the beautiful woman, maybe hold it like you'd like to be held."

Settling the butt of the gun against her shoulder with warm hands, he explains, "Keep it close, support it. Hold it firmly, but don't grip tightly. You want it against your shoulder so that when it moves suddenly, you move with it." When he turns, his cheek brushes hers. "All make sense?"
allbedestroyed: (Comedy of errors)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-29 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not often he comes across a lady who's as much of a flirt as him. Probably moreso, really. Things like this are why Midge is so adept at making the normally stoic warden smile. Luckily for him, he gets to step back while she takes her shot. Not that it helps him gather any composure. When he sees where Midge hit he's quick to applaud her.

"Well done! You've got the hang of it now!"

It's difficult to stay back, but he does. "Go on, take a few more!"
allbedestroyed: (Come for the danger)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-01-31 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"You do look good holding it." Judging by his grin, he means it too. Midge is always pretty, but Muldoon won't lie and say she doesn't look extra good with a rifle in her hands.

Now that the gun is down, he steps up close to her, hands sliding onto her hips as he kisses her shoulder. "Would you like to take some more shots?"
allbedestroyed: (I got carried away)

[personal profile] allbedestroyed 2025-02-01 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
He enjoys the closeness, almost brushing their noses together as she talks. The smallest of smiles tugs incessantly at his lips and he answers with a low, "Alright."

The strong hands on her hips move them in a spin until they've swapped places. Then he pulls away to tidy her weapon away and pick up his own. It might as well have grooves worn down from being handled by him so often. Muldoon pauses to check Midge is alright, and had ear protection on, before loading his weapon and readying it.

This gun is louder than the rest. He picks out targets much further away, too. The warden might not be a bodybuilder, but the muscles in his arms flex as they hold the weight of the rifle steady. He takes the opportunity to show off a little, picking out difficult smaller targets and hitting close to the centre on the circular targets. None of which he wastes any time with, and when he's done he's just as quick in resetting the weapon and getting the safety back on before he turns to Midge for her reaction.

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