Miriam "Midge" Maisel (
doesntsing) wrote2025-01-15 07:45 pm
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This is definitely the most unique first date that Midge has ever been on.
Despite the fact that Robert took her to his company party one night and came out to see her show the next night, this outing is their official first date. And it’s to a shooting range outside of the city. Certainly not what Midge would have picked, but she’s open to new experiences. She doesn’t think she’s ever held a real gun, let alone shot one. She’d be more nervous if Robert wasn’t with her. He’s so calm and steady that it should keep her from panicking too much. It helps that he’s an expert shot as well. Midge just hopes that he’s a patient teacher.
They managed to get a warmer than usual day for December in New York with the sun shining brightly overhead. Midge is wearing a sweater and a pair of trousers with her coat and a hat. They’re going to be spending the day outside, so she had to dress sensibly, though still fashionably, of course. They packed a picnic lunch to eat on the grounds after they shoot, and Midge brought along a big thermos of tea to hopefully keep them warm. Tea because he’s English. She made an assumption.
The range is about 30 minutes outside of the city and Midge watches the fields go by as the two of them race through the countryside in his rented car.
“How did you hear about this place?” she asks.
Despite the fact that Robert took her to his company party one night and came out to see her show the next night, this outing is their official first date. And it’s to a shooting range outside of the city. Certainly not what Midge would have picked, but she’s open to new experiences. She doesn’t think she’s ever held a real gun, let alone shot one. She’d be more nervous if Robert wasn’t with her. He’s so calm and steady that it should keep her from panicking too much. It helps that he’s an expert shot as well. Midge just hopes that he’s a patient teacher.
They managed to get a warmer than usual day for December in New York with the sun shining brightly overhead. Midge is wearing a sweater and a pair of trousers with her coat and a hat. They’re going to be spending the day outside, so she had to dress sensibly, though still fashionably, of course. They packed a picnic lunch to eat on the grounds after they shoot, and Midge brought along a big thermos of tea to hopefully keep them warm. Tea because he’s English. She made an assumption.
The range is about 30 minutes outside of the city and Midge watches the fields go by as the two of them race through the countryside in his rented car.
“How did you hear about this place?” she asks.
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He does manage to focus, though. That little whisper can be kept locked away for later when they don't have dangerous weapons around. He'll hold onto that for a long time yet, in fact.
Seeing her hit the target with a new gun, even with that yelp, is a good distraction. It's not a bullseye, but it's still far better than he'd expect of a beginner. He's not just being polite when he says, "Good shot! I told you you were a natural!"
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Midge laughs lightly. “I don’t know. Is it that hard to hit a non-moving target?” Maybe it is. Midge did kind of think she would be hopeless at this, but she’s doing better than she thought. If a person or animal tried to attack her though, she doubts she’d be able to hit them. It takes her a good ten seconds just to aim.
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She doesn't need to be good at shooting, he's got that covered for them both, but it's important that she knows her accomplishments. Especially when he's keen for her to have a pleasant, or at least not a frightening, first encounter with guns.-
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“You can call me Midge Oakley from now on,” she says, aiming the rifle again. Quietly, she starts to sing: “Anything you can do, I can do better…”
She fires and the butt of the gun hits her shoulder. “Ow.” She must not have been aiming correctly. At least the bullet manages to sink into one of the rings of the target.
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Coming in closer again, he looks from the range to Midge and looks her over. "Are you alright?"
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Midge strikes a pose with the rifle, putting the barrel of it up against her shoulder. “Can you see me walking through Central Park with this thing?”
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Guiding the weapon back down, he steps in to support her as he gets her to aim again. "Now, a lot of instructors explain that when you hold the weapon it helps to imagine you're holding a beautiful woman. Since you are the beautiful woman, maybe hold it like you'd like to be held."
Settling the butt of the gun against her shoulder with warm hands, he explains, "Keep it close, support it. Hold it firmly, but don't grip tightly. You want it against your shoulder so that when it moves suddenly, you move with it." When he turns, his cheek brushes hers. "All make sense?"
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Midge takes his advice though, holding the gun steady as she aims again. When she fires, she anticipates the recoil and moves with the gun so that it doesn’t hit her. This time, the bullet hits on one of the rings closer to the center of the bullseye.
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"Well done! You've got the hang of it now!"
It's difficult to stay back, but he does. "Go on, take a few more!"
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“Looks like I’ve found a gun that works for me,” she says when she finally lowers it. “Too bad it won’t fit in my purse.”
Robert seems happy and Midge likes making him happy.
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Now that the gun is down, he steps up close to her, hands sliding onto her hips as he kisses her shoulder. "Would you like to take some more shots?"
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“I think I want to see you shoot the gun that you brought for yourself,” she tells him, nodding at his heavy gun on the table.
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The strong hands on her hips move them in a spin until they've swapped places. Then he pulls away to tidy her weapon away and pick up his own. It might as well have grooves worn down from being handled by him so often. Muldoon pauses to check Midge is alright, and had ear protection on, before loading his weapon and readying it.
This gun is louder than the rest. He picks out targets much further away, too. The warden might not be a bodybuilder, but the muscles in his arms flex as they hold the weight of the rifle steady. He takes the opportunity to show off a little, picking out difficult smaller targets and hitting close to the centre on the circular targets. None of which he wastes any time with, and when he's done he's just as quick in resetting the weapon and getting the safety back on before he turns to Midge for her reaction.
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He looks to her for her reaction and she’s speechless for a moment, trying to think of something witty to say.
“If you do that again, you might have to take me back to the car for some privacy.”
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He doesn't expect she's as truly impressed as she looks, but she's being a perfect partner regardless. His mouth is going to hurt after all this smiling.
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The way he leans shows off his thigh muscles and now she really is getting hot and bothered. Now probably isn’t the time, but it’s not as if she can help it. He’s put the safety back on the gun, so Midge feels comfortable approaching him. Her fingers play at the collar to his shirt and the buttons down the front of it.
“That was more impressive than I thought it would be,” Midge tells him.
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"Alright," he says after a second. "With that sort of talk you only have two options. One, head to the car and I'll follow with the bags, so we can go somewhere private. Or two, I'll do another round and see how well you drag me to the car."
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She weighs the two options. While Midge can be stubborn as a mule, she doesn’t think she could actually drag him anywhere — though she hopes he’d come along willingly. She signals her choice of option one by giving him a little smile and taking off her ear protectors and putting them on the table. After closing up the thermos of tea, she takes her purse and heads off to the car, pausing only once to glance over her shoulder at him.
Not that she really needs to worry that he won’t follow her.
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Of course as soon as he's potentially in sight, he switches to a his usual gait. As if he isn't ready to run after her. But even if he's making sure to appear as casual as possible, he can't help swinging the car keys cheerily as he catches up to her.
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“Got everything?”
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Unlocking the car, he opens the passenger door for her before putting the guns in the boot, and circling round to the driver's side.
"There's a turn down the road to somewhere with a bit more privacy," he explains, starting up the car.
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Once they’re both in the car, Midge can’t help but steal a kiss from him before he starts to drive.
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The kiss breaks his cool demeanour with a crooked grin as he pulls out of the car park. He's right about the turn not being far. It barely takes a few minutes before he's pulling in again.
"You should have known you were going to get me hot and bothered when you brought the tea."
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She unbuckles her seatbelt and turns to look at him, leaning against the car door. She’s playing it coy now, looking at him with big eyes and a sweet smile. Completely innocent. Robert looks like a lion who’s had his tail pulled too many times and is ready to pounce on her. That’s exactly what she wants.
“But I’m glad it worked.”
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Well he's not grabbing her over the gearbox, so after eyeing her up, he gets out of the car. They can get into the back if they want, but first thing's first. He opens up her door and offers a hand. It's a bit of a trick, really. As soon as she accepts it, he pulls her close suddenly, closes the door, and then presses her up against the car with a kiss.
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Yay you’ve returned!
Yes! Sorry, I went away for the weekend and didn't have tagging time like I thought
it’s all good, hope you enjoyed your weekend!
I did! Now I get to enjoy threads again so a win-win
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