"You know me so well," he replies before kissing her back. Usually, he'd like to stay like this a little longer, but what Midge said is true: he's eager to go to the beach. So he gently pulls out and watches his cum leak out of her.
"Washing you first may not have been my brightest of ideas."
She watches it run down her thigh, but it’s easily washed off in the shower. Midge never minds having his cum inside her or on her anyway. Wrapping her arms around his waist, she gives him a long kiss.
“We haven’t washed you yet, unless you want to wait until you come back in from the beach. You’ll want to get all the sand off.”
The fact that she takes it so well is incredibly erotic as well, so Jaskier is thankful that his dick is resting because they don't have time for round two. He happily returns the kiss and finishes it by pecking her nose.
"I should do a quick wash to remove the horse and the sweat," he replies while reaching for the soap. "Not to mention your orgasm." Wink~
He didn't expect her to wash him, but it's obviously extremely welcome. Jaskier drops his shoulders and lets out a content little sigh, which soon gets replaced by laughter.
"I like the smell of sex," he admits. "There's something very... raw about it." It's just not something to wear in public, which she already knows. "I joke a lot about Geralt's nose but sometimes I wish I could smell people's natural scents, too. It'd be part of their natural beauty, like their eye color and the cadence of their voice."
He chuckles at the squeezing and shakes his butt for her.
"True," he admits as he reaches for the shampoo and starts washing his hair. "But it would also mean I could tell when you're smelling of me." He winks. "And don't we end up smelling people's body odor half of the time anyway?"
Midge wraps her arms around him while he washes his hair.
“You want to be able to smell when I’m horny for you,” she says plainly. Which is… most of the time. “If people don’t shower or put on deodorant, sure. If things for you back home were like how things were 400 years ago here, I’ll bet people stank.”
"Indeed I do," he replies proudly with a grin as he shakes it again. Proud of his own butt, but also proud of her for saying these things. Women don't always look at men's butts. "And it's all yours to do as you please."
Thanks to their height difference, he can keep his arms high enough and not get in the way of her coming closer. He even uses the chance to kiss her forehead.
"I admit that would indeed be delightful, but I also like it when you let me know yourself. Seeing you express your desires is incredibly erotic." He gently pushes her back so he can get under the water and rinse. "Yeah, people stank. Not so much here, although it happens. The subway is pretty nasty when everyone is going home after work."
"Like it? I love it. It's both sexy and it fills me with pride."
Once he's done, he turns off the shower and wraps his arms around Midge to lift her so they can get out. A big towel goes around her shoulders, and he uses a small one to dry her hair.
"One day, Geralt will have to kill something down there, I just know it. And the combined stench will cause this city to collapse."
Midge loves when Jaskier pampers her like this. That’s why she can’t even deny that she enjoys being treated like a princess. Fortunately, Jaskier seems to enjoy it too.
“If monsters live anywhere, it’s in the subway tunnels or the sewers,” Midge agrees.
"We've been in the sewers multiple times. Not a place I'd like to return to, but I have a feeling it's inevitable."
He then steps back to give her space and starts drying his own hair. "Why don't you get dressed first, and I'll do your hair at the end. You're very distracting when you're naked."
Giving him a seductive look, Midge drops the towel and dances out of the bathroom. She can’t not give him a little tease.
Midge puts on the new bathing suit that she bought, the one that matches his, then looks for matching accessories amongst her purchases and the items in her suitcase, then lays them out on the bed. Satisfied, she looks at herself in the mirror.
At least nobody she knows will be down at the beach to see her without makeup or her hair curled. She brushes her damp hair back with her hand, wondering what it will look like in a braid.
"Oooh, you little devious thing. I've created a monster!" And his tone says he loves it.
Jaskier dries his body pretty damn quickly and returns to the bedroom while finishing his hair. He meant it when he said that her curves are a big distraction, but he still wants to admire them before she covers them.
Once his swimsuit with the included shirt is on, he hugs Midge from behind in front of the mirror.
"Look at us, all nice and matching." He kisses her cheek. "You look beautiful with your hair down, by the way. I like it a lot. I bet you could pull off lots of different styles." He pulls back to start combing her hair. "Sooo~ Just one braid that falls on your back or shoulder? Because if you have hairpins, I can also do two thinner ones and crown them on your head."
She smiles at his reflection when he wraps his arms around her from behind. Jaskier knows that she’s feeling self-conscious about how she looks, and she appreciates the compliments. He’s not lying.
Midge considers the offered options. “What would that look like?” she asks. “Do you mean you would wrap them around my head?”
He parts her hair in two - nothing exact yet, it's very loose just as an example. He twists each half around his fingers and wraps them around her head.
"--this. Close enough. High ladies in my world often braided their hair in intricate designs. Ciri wears it like this sometimes, too, but her hair is long so it's only one braid."
“Oh,” Midge says, seeing what he means. “Okay, let’s try it. I’ve got some bobby pins in my suitcase.” She gets out the small box of hair pins and puts it on the dresser next to the mirror.
“Most often, the people you see wearing braids these days are kids.” As long as she doesn’t look like a child, Midge is willing to give it a shot.
"Great!" And he means it, he's grinning from ear to ear. Seeing her grab the bobby pins makes him realize something. "Oh, crap, we'll need..."
He searches his suitcase too, only to groan in frustration. Then he tries his satchel and checks his wallet, exclaiming, "Ha! I knew it!" as he pulls out two black hair ties. He puts them down next to the pins on the dresser and takes back the comb.
"Ages for hairstyles." He shakes his head as he starts combing her hair to get rid of any tangles. "I swear humanity can find the most stupid ways to be boring. I noticed men don't wear their hair long here either."
Midge sits down on the bed while Jaskier gathers all the materials, then offers up her head for styling.
“It’s not the style for men here, no,” she replies as he gets to work. “I’m sure you’ve noticed the looks that you get.” Jaskier stands out. Big time. “Should we put your hair in little pig tails?” she asks teasingly.
"Obviously, I get looks because of how handsome and charming I am." He's joking; he knows what she means. "Ironically, I only started wearing my hair like this a few years ago. I needed a makeover. Most of my life I wore it short."
Once her hair is nicely combed, he parts it in half, this time following the hairline to a tee. When he's about to start braiding, she makes her joke and he laughs.
"Well..." Jaskier grabs his wallet again and luckily, he finds a third hair tie. He combs his hair really quickly just to check for tangles before tying it in a pigtail at the base of his head. A few strands still come loose, but it adds to the look. "Like that?" He teases as he sits next to her and starts the first braid, fingers moving quickly - Ciri lets him help her sometimes, so he isn't out of practice.
“I’ve thought about cutting mine short, but I still enjoy curling it,” she says, then smiles when Jaskier pulls his hair back. “That’s a pony tail.” Susie wears her hair like that all the time. “Pig tails are on either side of your head.”
Kind of like what he’s doing now. “You’re fast. You could work at a beauty parlor.”
"I bet you'd pull it off, but agreed, I like your long hair better." An exaggerated gasp. "It's not long enough for a ponytail! This is an insult to all horses!"
Jaskier finishes the first braid and ties it up by removing the hair tie from his own hair, since his effort to look cute was obviously not appreciated! Huff huff! He laughs as he moves to sit on her other side and do the second braid.
"Not a bad idea. So many ladies I can take care of while putting some fun ideas in their beautiful minds. Their husbands would have me fired in a week."
“I dyed it blonde in college,” she continues. “I wouldn’t do that again.”
She’ll put his hair in pigtails later just to show him what she means. For now, she’s eager to get down to the beach with him.
Midge meets his eyes in the mirror. “I better be the only lady you’re ’taking care of’, thank you very much,” she says lightly. “You’d have them all wanting to divorce their husbands and follow their dreams, so, yes, I’m sure they’d get you fired.”
"Blonde!" He exclaims in surprise. "I'm having trouble picturing you as such. What inspired it?"
He knows what she means; he just likes messing with her. He doesn't think he has enough hair for two pigtails. Laughing at her little display of jealousy, he kisses her cheek before moving to get the bobby pins.
"So many divorces and dreams - it sounds like a perfect plan! I could even get a deal with a lawyer for a little commission! We shall open our own business - I'll do their hair, you can do their makeup."
Now they know what to do if their careers don't work out, although he doubts Susie would let them.
Jaskier sits behind Midge, his legs on her sides, and starts working on making the braid crown. He hums a tune while he works, only interrupting himself to say sorry if he accidentally pokes her with the pins.
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"Washing you first may not have been my brightest of ideas."
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“We haven’t washed you yet, unless you want to wait until you come back in from the beach. You’ll want to get all the sand off.”
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"I should do a quick wash to remove the horse and the sweat," he replies while reaching for the soap. "Not to mention your orgasm." Wink~
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Midge scoffs playfully. “Did my orgasm make you dirty?” she asks. “You should probably wash your mouth out.”
Once he finishes lathering himself up, Midge takes the soap and washes his back.
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"I like the smell of sex," he admits. "There's something very... raw about it." It's just not something to wear in public, which she already knows. "I joke a lot about Geralt's nose but sometimes I wish I could smell people's natural scents, too. It'd be part of their natural beauty, like their eye color and the cadence of their voice."
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Midge rinses off Jaskier’s back, then playfully squeezes his ass.
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"True," he admits as he reaches for the shampoo and starts washing his hair. "But it would also mean I could tell when you're smelling of me." He winks. "And don't we end up smelling people's body odor half of the time anyway?"
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Midge wraps her arms around him while he washes his hair.
“You want to be able to smell when I’m horny for you,” she says plainly. Which is… most of the time. “If people don’t shower or put on deodorant, sure. If things for you back home were like how things were 400 years ago here, I’ll bet people stank.”
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Thanks to their height difference, he can keep his arms high enough and not get in the way of her coming closer. He even uses the chance to kiss her forehead.
"I admit that would indeed be delightful, but I also like it when you let me know yourself. Seeing you express your desires is incredibly erotic." He gently pushes her back so he can get under the water and rinse. "Yeah, people stank. Not so much here, although it happens. The subway is pretty nasty when everyone is going home after work."
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Midge enjoy a moment of watching the water cascade down his body before speaking again.
“Oh God. Yes, particularly in the summer. You practically have to hold your breath in the subway car.”
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Once he's done, he turns off the shower and wraps his arms around Midge to lift her so they can get out. A big towel goes around her shoulders, and he uses a small one to dry her hair.
"One day, Geralt will have to kill something down there, I just know it. And the combined stench will cause this city to collapse."
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“If monsters live anywhere, it’s in the subway tunnels or the sewers,” Midge agrees.
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He then steps back to give her space and starts drying his own hair. "Why don't you get dressed first, and I'll do your hair at the end. You're very distracting when you're naked."
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Midge puts on the new bathing suit that she bought, the one that matches his, then looks for matching accessories amongst her purchases and the items in her suitcase, then lays them out on the bed. Satisfied, she looks at herself in the mirror.
At least nobody she knows will be down at the beach to see her without makeup or her hair curled. She brushes her damp hair back with her hand, wondering what it will look like in a braid.
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Jaskier dries his body pretty damn quickly and returns to the bedroom while finishing his hair. He meant it when he said that her curves are a big distraction, but he still wants to admire them before she covers them.
Once his swimsuit with the included shirt is on, he hugs Midge from behind in front of the mirror.
"Look at us, all nice and matching." He kisses her cheek. "You look beautiful with your hair down, by the way. I like it a lot. I bet you could pull off lots of different styles." He pulls back to start combing her hair. "Sooo~ Just one braid that falls on your back or shoulder? Because if you have hairpins, I can also do two thinner ones and crown them on your head."
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She smiles at his reflection when he wraps his arms around her from behind. Jaskier knows that she’s feeling self-conscious about how she looks, and she appreciates the compliments. He’s not lying.
Midge considers the offered options. “What would that look like?” she asks. “Do you mean you would wrap them around my head?”
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He parts her hair in two - nothing exact yet, it's very loose just as an example. He twists each half around his fingers and wraps them around her head.
"--this. Close enough. High ladies in my world often braided their hair in intricate designs. Ciri wears it like this sometimes, too, but her hair is long so it's only one braid."
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“Most often, the people you see wearing braids these days are kids.” As long as she doesn’t look like a child, Midge is willing to give it a shot.
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He searches his suitcase too, only to groan in frustration. Then he tries his satchel and checks his wallet, exclaiming, "Ha! I knew it!" as he pulls out two black hair ties. He puts them down next to the pins on the dresser and takes back the comb.
"Ages for hairstyles." He shakes his head as he starts combing her hair to get rid of any tangles. "I swear humanity can find the most stupid ways to be boring. I noticed men don't wear their hair long here either."
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“It’s not the style for men here, no,” she replies as he gets to work. “I’m sure you’ve noticed the looks that you get.” Jaskier stands out. Big time. “Should we put your hair in little pig tails?” she asks teasingly.
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Once her hair is nicely combed, he parts it in half, this time following the hairline to a tee. When he's about to start braiding, she makes her joke and he laughs.
"Well..." Jaskier grabs his wallet again and luckily, he finds a third hair tie. He combs his hair really quickly just to check for tangles before tying it in a pigtail at the base of his head. A few strands still come loose, but it adds to the look. "Like that?" He teases as he sits next to her and starts the first braid, fingers moving quickly - Ciri lets him help her sometimes, so he isn't out of practice.
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Kind of like what he’s doing now. “You’re fast. You could work at a beauty parlor.”
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Jaskier finishes the first braid and ties it up by removing the hair tie from his own hair, since his effort to look cute was obviously not appreciated! Huff huff! He laughs as he moves to sit on her other side and do the second braid.
"Not a bad idea. So many ladies I can take care of while putting some fun ideas in their beautiful minds. Their husbands would have me fired in a week."
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She’ll put his hair in pigtails later just to show him what she means. For now, she’s eager to get down to the beach with him.
Midge meets his eyes in the mirror. “I better be the only lady you’re ’taking care of’, thank you very much,” she says lightly. “You’d have them all wanting to divorce their husbands and follow their dreams, so, yes, I’m sure they’d get you fired.”
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He knows what she means; he just likes messing with her. He doesn't think he has enough hair for two pigtails. Laughing at her little display of jealousy, he kisses her cheek before moving to get the bobby pins.
"So many divorces and dreams - it sounds like a perfect plan! I could even get a deal with a lawyer for a little commission! We shall open our own business - I'll do their hair, you can do their makeup."
Now they know what to do if their careers don't work out, although he doubts Susie would let them.
Jaskier sits behind Midge, his legs on her sides, and starts working on making the braid crown. He hums a tune while he works, only interrupting himself to say sorry if he accidentally pokes her with the pins.
"Tada~! What do you think?"
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(by Jadine Lydia)
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a ltitle early for the Beatles but fuck it
fuck it we ball
maybe they should go to London one weekend lol
yess since they can go by portal
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I'm (not) sorry
i love it
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totally stealing the analysis from the website lol I'm not good with old English
steal away
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