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[sine_metu]

[ A gift delivered to Midge's address with a nicely printed card. ]

Midge,

Happy Hannukah.

I don't know how cold it gets there under the sea so these are for when you surface every now and then.

Sincerely,
Matt M. Murdock

[bossyboiler]

[ On one fine afternoon, a large green paper gift bag is delivered to Midge's residence. It is delivered by the most adorable rabbit spirit messenger who wears a little hat. There are layers and layers of tissue paper peeking out of the top as to obscure what is inside. The bag and messenger are cute. What's inside is not, however.

What is inside but a random assortment of vibrators, massagers, dildos and the like. A perfect collection for a newbie just starting out. There's no name as to who sent it but the pretty green packaging is a very good clue as to who it's from. Green is Kate's color after all. There is a note but it's not signed. ]

Have fun knowing yourself in the biblical sense!

[ The penmanship used is too ostentatious to describe. ]