She hates for him to pull out, but knows that he must. Once he’s out, she happily cuddles in closer to him again.
Despite the fact that they were just talking about how Midge feels so sexually free, she still blushes when Jaskier mentions the bawdy store. “You mean… a toy? Will you show me how to use it?”
She's always so cute when she blushes. Jaskier kisses both her cheeks.
"I don't know if the ones here are anything like what I had at home," he admits. He doesn't sound worried, though - in fact, the idea of something new excites him. "But we can learn to use them together. And keep them around for fun, too; they don't have to be only for masturbation when we are alone. I'd love to have something up my arse while fucking you."
“Ohh…” The blush deepens, but there’s a spike of arousal with it. “I always want to make you feel good, my love. I… like watching you touch yourself, and I’m sure I’d like watching you use a toy.”
He watches her closely for a second, tilting his head. "And to use it on me, too? Take control like you did just now?"
His tone is light - he doesn't want to push too much, but he wants to be sure they're on the same page, since taking care of his knees is one of the things she agreed to. And while they talked about looking at toys before they got officially together, definitely his priority on the shopping list is to get something for her to fuck him with.
He instantly smiles, glad to hear that she wants to play with him like that and internally sighing in relief.
"I can't wait," he replies before kissing her again. "I assure you that you're excellent at making me feel good. And I agree, watching your lover's face in ecstasy, especially when it's thanks to oneself, is the most inspiring, erotic feeling. Mayhaps later we should return to my mirror so you can watch my cock pounding into you." Wink~.
“Fuck,” she murmurs, her body feeling flush with heat. “I mean, no. What a terrible idea.” Jaskier can surely tell from her reaction and the way that she’s grinning that she thinks it’s an excellent idea.
Midge looks up at him, her eyes meeting his. “I’m keeping you satisfied though, aren’t I?” She hasn’t forgotten what she promised him and she will follow through with it when they’re both ready.
He laughs pretty hard, delighted by her reaction. "You're right, that was terribly rude of me. I shall fuck you in my closet instead."
Oh, the question breaks his heart. He doesn't want her to feel weird about the subject - but at the same time, he can't deny it's good to see she knows what he needs. Communication and all that jazz. He'd hate it if she just said yes to everything he asked for just to get him.
"Yes, dear, you are. Once my classes are over, I'll pick you up more often." A pause to think about something while playing with the straps of her bra. "I've been wondering... mayhaps you could share what your children schedule? I don't need details and timetables. Only... which are your free days, to plan around them. Holidays too, I suppose."
Midge nods seriously. “I think there’s enough room in your closet for us to fuck in there.”
She breathes a small sigh of relief. Midge didn’t want him to think that she wasn’t going to honor the promise that she made when they first got together. “Sure,” she replies. “I can write it down or send it to you.” There’s a pause before she adds. “Maybe you’ll come for one of the holidays this year?” If he can stand being around her family. They may have to see how the wedding goes.
"Oh, absolutely. We can throw a whole orgy in there."
The heavy questions are arriving, and on one hand, it's a good thing that they discuss these things; on the other, it can be quite terrifying. Jaskier kisses her just to keep his mouth busy for a moment, giving his brain time to calm down.
"I like festivities. And I do want to spend them with you. Mayhaps not the spooky one, from what I heard, we'll be busy for that one." He means Halloween - Geralt will probably have lots to kill. "We can give one a try? As long as you don't expect me to pray. We shall see how your parents and brother react during the wedding."
"Hannukkah it is, then." He tries his best to pronounce it, but it isn't perfect. Hopefully, he'll remember the name later to do some research. Now he thinks about it, he should probably read on all her holidays so he isn't caught unaware.
"How do you usually celebrate your birthday? Because I do want to kidnap you for that one."
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She grins. Adorable. Hanukkah’s a good holiday to start with. It’s the most joyous and fun of all the Jewish holidays, most of which are about remembrance and atonement.
“In the past, I’ve gone out for dinner and drinks, but I’d loved to be kidnapped by you. Maybe you’ll take me off somewhere very romantic.”
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"Dinner and drinks with just Joel and the kids? Or your parents? No celebration with friends at all?" Another reason that makes him think she had been stuck in that marriage, fuck. She deserves a fucking birthday party.
"Somewhere very romantic, huh?" He pretends to think about it for a second. "So Yennefer's closet instead of mine?"
“I’ve had parties before, but they’re a lot of work. I end up doing more cooking and cleaning than I do when it’s not my birthday.” Welcome to adulthood. “Going out with Joel and a few friends was just easier. I don’t celebrate my birthday much with my parents or kids.”
She grins again. “I’d be interested to see what she has in there, but Yennefer’s clothes are very dark. I prefer brighter colors.”
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"Oh, that doesn't sound bad at all." Joel and friends. Alright, for once, Jaskier is relieved about something from her married life. "And since your divorce? Just dinner with friends?"
He seriously needs to meet her friends and gather intel, he realizes.
"I like you in brighter colors, too. Like the red of your cheeks." He kisses them to make his point. "I'm going to miss it when you get used to our sex lives."
“My first birthday after Joel and I separated, I went out with a few friends. It wasn’t like when we were in college. We all have kids now. Last year, I didn’t really do anything.” Too many responsibilities to deal with. She also had a gig.
Midge laughs softly and stretches her arms above her head. “You think I’ll ever really get used to your naughty suggestions?” She’s honestly not sure. Jaskier is very advanced in that area compared to her.
His expression instantly changes, a mix of sadness and pity. "Nobody should have 'nothing' for their birthdays. We're going to fix that this year."
Her question makes him take off his tie and cover her eyes - he isn't tying it, just holding it up as both a tease and a possible idea for the future. "Before we know it, you'll be the one making them."
“It wasn’t a big deal.” Midge shrugs. “I had a gig anyway.”
A smile crosses her face when he holds the tie up to her eyes. Cheeky. “I doubt I’ll ever shock you, but I admit that I’ve become more creative in bed since we started sleeping together.”
"A birthday on stage! That doesn't sound so bad." Honestly, it sounds great - he's performed on his birthday, too. But his performances are a little different from hers. "I hope Susie did her part, then."
He drops the tie around her neck and ties it in a bow that falls on her tits. The touch of blue on red makes for a great combo. "The idea itself may not be shocking, but you asking at all will always be a delightful surprise. Because you're correct, you've come a long way. I'm proud of you." He kisses her nose before watching her for a second. "Is... there anything you'd like to ask me about this? I promise I won't judge."
“Her part in what? She didn’t know it was my birthday.” If Jaskier was expecting Susie to throw her a party or something, he’s sorely misread Midge’s manager. “Birthdays must be a big deal where you come from.”
Midge props herself up on her side and plays with the end of his tie, brushing it on his chest. “About what? Sex?”
"What do you mean she didn't know? You didn't tell her?!" This is an absolute scandal, Jaskier can't believe his ears. "No, I just think it's fucking important to celebrate your loved ones! I can't believe you're sounding like Geralt."
His heart is held by the two people who don't believe in birthdays. What is his life?
"Yeah. In general, or about my experience. There's a whole world out there and people are always curious," he replies with a shrug. "Besides, it may give you some inspiration."
Midge puts her hand up. “There wasn’t really an opportune time,” she protests. “I stopped really caring about birthdays after I turned 21.” Not a whole lot to look forward to after that except getting old.
She wouldn’t protest doing something fun for her birthday, but it isn’t the end of the world if she doesn’t.
Midge thinks for a moment. “How did you realize that you liked both women and men?”
The most offended gasp - he dislikes the idea of birthdays not mattering in general, but also in this particular context, he's quite shocked. Midge likes being the center of attention, so he would've expected her to like her birthdays.
"That's when your life is STARTING!" The hand gesturing is crazy. "You make it sound like birthdays are for kids."
The question makes him chuckle. "That's an easy one, actually. You know when puberty finally hits you and your body feels funny? I noticed that I felt funny around both sexes. Of course, at first I thought it meant something else."
He snorts at his younger self.
"I didn't know what else, but my body was doing all sorts of funny things at that age, so whatever, right? I ignored it and only kissed cute little ladies. One night, my cousin came to a family gathering with her new fiancé. I couldn't keep my eyes off him; he was the prettiest man I'd ever seen. Later, when I sneaked to the garden to make out with a maid's daughter, I couldn't stop thinking about him. It made me freak out so much, I ran to my bedroom to hide. Before I knew it, I was touching myself while thinking of him. It was quite a wake-up call. The next few days, I kept asking my brain to put men in my fantasies. Or both girls and boys. It was incredibly easy, and so satisfying. Eventually, I was brave enough to kiss a stable boy, and the tent in my pants was the final answer."
She likes a party, it’s true, but they become harder to plan the older you get. “They are,” she replies. “Why would I want to celebrate getting older?”
His story about how he discovered his attraction to both sexes is interesting. “It was dangerous though, wasn’t it? To act on those thoughts? It can be dangerous here.”
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Despite the fact that they were just talking about how Midge feels so sexually free, she still blushes when Jaskier mentions the bawdy store. “You mean… a toy? Will you show me how to use it?”
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"I don't know if the ones here are anything like what I had at home," he admits. He doesn't sound worried, though - in fact, the idea of something new excites him. "But we can learn to use them together. And keep them around for fun, too; they don't have to be only for masturbation when we are alone. I'd love to have something up my arse while fucking you."
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His tone is light - he doesn't want to push too much, but he wants to be sure they're on the same page, since taking care of his knees is one of the things she agreed to. And while they talked about looking at toys before they got officially together, definitely his priority on the shopping list is to get something for her to fuck him with.
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She presses a soft kiss to his mouth. “I want to make you feel good. Watching you in pleasure is a huge turn on for me.”
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"I can't wait," he replies before kissing her again. "I assure you that you're excellent at making me feel good. And I agree, watching your lover's face in ecstasy, especially when it's thanks to oneself, is the most inspiring, erotic feeling. Mayhaps later we should return to my mirror so you can watch my cock pounding into you." Wink~.
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Midge looks up at him, her eyes meeting his. “I’m keeping you satisfied though, aren’t I?” She hasn’t forgotten what she promised him and she will follow through with it when they’re both ready.
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Oh, the question breaks his heart. He doesn't want her to feel weird about the subject - but at the same time, he can't deny it's good to see she knows what he needs. Communication and all that jazz. He'd hate it if she just said yes to everything he asked for just to get him.
"Yes, dear, you are. Once my classes are over, I'll pick you up more often." A pause to think about something while playing with the straps of her bra. "I've been wondering... mayhaps you could share what your children schedule? I don't need details and timetables. Only... which are your free days, to plan around them. Holidays too, I suppose."
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She breathes a small sigh of relief. Midge didn’t want him to think that she wasn’t going to honor the promise that she made when they first got together. “Sure,” she replies. “I can write it down or send it to you.” There’s a pause before she adds. “Maybe you’ll come for one of the holidays this year?” If he can stand being around her family. They may have to see how the wedding goes.
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The heavy questions are arriving, and on one hand, it's a good thing that they discuss these things; on the other, it can be quite terrifying. Jaskier kisses her just to keep his mouth busy for a moment, giving his brain time to calm down.
"I like festivities. And I do want to spend them with you. Mayhaps not the spooky one, from what I heard, we'll be busy for that one." He means Halloween - Geralt will probably have lots to kill. "We can give one a try? As long as you don't expect me to pray. We shall see how your parents and brother react during the wedding."
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“Hanukkah may be a good choice, since your family won’t also be celebrating it. I don’t expect you to pray.”
She means it that she’s not going to force her religion onto him.
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"How do you usually celebrate your birthday? Because I do want to kidnap you for that one."
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“In the past, I’ve gone out for dinner and drinks, but I’d loved to be kidnapped by you. Maybe you’ll take me off somewhere very romantic.”
same here. also I'm picturing Jaskier teaming up with Imogen to throw her a surprise party
"Somewhere very romantic, huh?" He pretends to think about it for a second. "So Yennefer's closet instead of mine?"
so cute! Then take her to Paris.
She grins again. “I’d be interested to see what she has in there, but Yennefer’s clothes are very dark. I prefer brighter colors.”
lmao a total disaster without neither of them knowing French
He seriously needs to meet her friends and gather intel, he realizes.
"I like you in brighter colors, too. Like the red of your cheeks." He kisses them to make his point. "I'm going to miss it when you get used to our sex lives."
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Midge laughs softly and stretches her arms above her head. “You think I’ll ever really get used to your naughty suggestions?” She’s honestly not sure. Jaskier is very advanced in that area compared to her.
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Her question makes him take off his tie and cover her eyes - he isn't tying it, just holding it up as both a tease and a possible idea for the future. "Before we know it, you'll be the one making them."
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A smile crosses her face when he holds the tie up to her eyes. Cheeky. “I doubt I’ll ever shock you, but I admit that I’ve become more creative in bed since we started sleeping together.”
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He drops the tie around her neck and ties it in a bow that falls on her tits. The touch of blue on red makes for a great combo. "The idea itself may not be shocking, but you asking at all will always be a delightful surprise. Because you're correct, you've come a long way. I'm proud of you." He kisses her nose before watching her for a second. "Is... there anything you'd like to ask me about this? I promise I won't judge."
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Midge props herself up on her side and plays with the end of his tie, brushing it on his chest. “About what? Sex?”
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His heart is held by the two people who don't believe in birthdays. What is his life?
"Yeah. In general, or about my experience. There's a whole world out there and people are always curious," he replies with a shrug. "Besides, it may give you some inspiration."
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She wouldn’t protest doing something fun for her birthday, but it isn’t the end of the world if she doesn’t.
Midge thinks for a moment. “How did you realize that you liked both women and men?”
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"That's when your life is STARTING!" The hand gesturing is crazy. "You make it sound like birthdays are for kids."
The question makes him chuckle. "That's an easy one, actually. You know when puberty finally hits you and your body feels funny? I noticed that I felt funny around both sexes. Of course, at first I thought it meant something else."
He snorts at his younger self.
"I didn't know what else, but my body was doing all sorts of funny things at that age, so whatever, right? I ignored it and only kissed cute little ladies. One night, my cousin came to a family gathering with her new fiancé. I couldn't keep my eyes off him; he was the prettiest man I'd ever seen. Later, when I sneaked to the garden to make out with a maid's daughter, I couldn't stop thinking about him. It made me freak out so much, I ran to my bedroom to hide. Before I knew it, I was touching myself while thinking of him. It was quite a wake-up call. The next few days, I kept asking my brain to put men in my fantasies. Or both girls and boys. It was incredibly easy, and so satisfying. Eventually, I was brave enough to kiss a stable boy, and the tent in my pants was the final answer."
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His story about how he discovered his attraction to both sexes is interesting. “It was dangerous though, wasn’t it? To act on those thoughts? It can be dangerous here.”
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(by Olly Murs)
Sorry about this Jask
oh Midge ;;
So emotional
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I wanted to have her run into Yen or Geralt lol. She still can.
oh yes no worries, I got it
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(by Joelene Pitt)
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Why do I feel like this conversation is going to end badly?
time to make popcorn
welp
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Immediately after I posted the tag I realized you were talking about Roach lol
it can't be a Witcher related thing without the classic gag, you did nothing wrong
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