“Ohhh, there’s an idea…” Midge rests a hand on his chest.

She gasps at his accusation, even though she knows he’s teasing her. “I hosed you too, did I not? If I had kept going, I think I would have been the one taking care of you.”

Don’t think she didn’t notice that you were about 5 seconds away from a boner, Jaskier.