More laughing. "That also makes me happy to hear - as much as I like introducing you to new things, I don't like the idea of your married sex being boring." He wants her to have something! "What's the weirdest place you had sex--"

He interrupts himself when he sees her wearing his shirt. His eyes widen and his cock gets a little harder. Their size difference makes the shirt big on her, covering her ass but still showing off those fantastic legs. She looks cute, playful, and smells like him.

"Fuck," he says after licking his lips. "You gorgeous--"

Jaskier takes a step as he reaches for her, but he doesn't see the orange on the floor from the bowl he pushed earlier. That one step is all he needs to accidentally step on the poor fruit and fall on his back.

"Fuuuuuuuuck."