"For fuck's sake..." Of course, it had to be the religion thing. Of fucking course. Jaskier sighs and thanks the gods that Midge is still talking, because he's pretty fucking angry at Joel now and who knows if he could've contained his religious rant.

(If this is such a big deal, he doesn't look forward to meeting her parents, then.)

"That's the kind of argument I would've expected from people in my world. Many a person was stuck in unhappy marriages and couldn't escape - cheating was their only choice. But here? You have fucking divorce. I seriously doubt you did anything, considering he wants you back - but even if you had, he could've just asked for divorce. Yet he didn't. He kept using you as his maid, nanny, and cook. And now he behaves like a controlling arse, which proves he's like that in his spare time and not because of your marriage."